cpnews Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 Just a few weeks after declaring itself New York's most exclusive nightclub, El Bano has already been outdone by New York's latest bastion of exclusivity. Behold El Evator, "the most exclusive elevator club in the entire world!" El Evator features drinks "mixed by a nuclear scientist in a sealed lab . . . in Munich, Germany", as well as a full, pig heavy menu by Executive Chefs Jimmie Dean and Marie Callendar. To find El Evator's location, you must simply solve the equation posted on the website. Seems simple enough. El Evator is slated to open during Administrative Assistants week in late September. When asked for comment, the management of El Bano said "El Evator? Is that supposed to be a joke? We've worked too hard to deal with this." This is more exciting then the potato sack race we saw in Prospect Park last summerClick through to read El Bano's entire statement after the jump. More... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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