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Guest LeVeL

1.Holla at your boy

2. So can I buy you a drink

3. Are you rolling? (Dat I heard it said to one of my girlfirends)

4.Did you go to my high school

5. I think I know you from somewhere

6. Are you angel sent to me from heaven

LOL...... ;D

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Guest fairyDust

here are two of the worst I've heard....

"Can I have some fries with that shake"

"You got all dressed up for me?"

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Guest pod

Do you have a little Irish (or whatever you are) in you? ....

girl replies no

well want some?

or my favorite since it cuts to the chase.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Guest LeVeL

Was your daddy a theif?

No, why?

Because he took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes...

;D ;D ;D

Ahh thats cute..lol

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Guest durrtylexx

dude says "are your parents retarded?"

chic says "NO?"

dude says "cause your so dam special"

I heard that in a movie, and I almost pissed in my pants..

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Guest durrtylexx

how about when dudes go pssss psssss pssss sounding like a snake.The mating game, it can be fun at times.. :P

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Guest JMT

how about when dudes go pssss psssss pssss sounding like a snake.The mating game, it can be fun at times.. :P

you do that, weston? ;D

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Guest pod

how about when dudes go pssss psssss pssss sounding like a snake.The mating game, it can be fun at times.. :P

What's really fucking irritating is the swaggering, sweaty morons that hoot and holler at girls in clubs or even on the street...do they really think that will work? Then they get all pissed when the girl tells them to go fuck off...

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