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Democratic National Convention

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqui Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of democratic candidate.

12:30am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

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Democratic National Convention

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqui Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00am - Nomination of democratic candidate.

12:30am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

LMAO hahahahahahaha

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Guest web_norah

How many times is Ted Kennedy going to propose a toast...lol

Kennedy = Alcoholic

as long as he ISNT driving, its all good (that was another political joke) :P

oh and good olde George Bush wasnt an alcoholic

or his young delinquent daughter getting caught buying booze with a fake ID...or the pill popping niece, aka Jeb's daughter.

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How many times is Ted Kennedy going to propose a toast...lol

Kennedy = Alcoholic

as long as he ISNT driving, its all good (that was another political joke) :P

oh and good olde George Bush wasnt an alcoholic

or his young delinquent daughter getting caught buying booze with a fake ID...or the pill popping niece, aka Jeb's daughter.

You are way 2 uptight.

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oh and good olde George Bush wasnt an alcoholic

i understand why ur feel this way, just bbe careful when u pull the tampoon string...

LMAO

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Guest guyman1966

tell me Georgie wasnt an alcoholic, the truth hurts doesnt it?

Yes. It hurts me deeply. Please be gentle. (Are you putting me on or are you really a jackass?)

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Guest guyman1966

kennedy was wasted and killed a girl.

And, Kennedy never became President.... but our Coke Head, drinkin', C Student did!

LMAO

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Guest JMT

kennedy was wasted and killed a girl.

And, Kennedy never became President.... but our Coke Head, drinkin', C Student did!

LMAO

thats America baby!

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Guest web_norah

yeah the alcoholic president that declared war ...definitely very proud of him ..............i am raising my glass in his honor!

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Guest guyman1966

yeah the alcoholic president that declared war ...definitely very proud of him ..............i am raising my glass in his honor!

To late! Teddy already has his glass raised.

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Guest web_norah

yeah and Ted and the rest of his party will be in the White House.....soon! so i raise another glass on that count!

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yeah and Ted and the rest of his party will be in the White House.....soon! so i raise another glass on that count!

LMAO

Bush will win in a landslide. Get over it. Join me and yell out your window: I LOVE BUSH, AND THE PRESIDENT 2!

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LOL

not a chance!

on that note, i'll send Ted your regards and have a beer on that November election win LOL ...wake the f*** up, Bushie doesnt stand a chance, turn on the news dude, people are SICK of this war and what it is costing the country!

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on that note, i'll send Ted your regards and have a beer on that November election win LOL ...wake the f*** up, Bushie doesnt stand a chance, turn on the news dude, people are SICK of this war and what it is costing the country!

just dont let Ted drive...PLEASE!!! btw...since U watch the news, Bushie's Approval Rating continues to go up and up, in many polls....i guess u must be watching a diff. T.V. channel....

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LOL

not a chance!

on that note, i'll send Ted your regards and have a beer on that November election win LOL ...wake the f*** up, Bushie doesnt stand a chance, turn on the news dude, people are SICK of this war and what it is costing the country!

Nora - the economy is recovering from the Clinton years, we have eliminated 3 support networks for terror (Iraq, Lybia, Taliban), we are moving in the "right" (no pun intended) direction. So, please - leave that evil NY state that elected that Lesbo whore x-first lady and you'll see whats going on here in the US. Now - Nora - get me a cup of coffee.

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