Guest JMT Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet.The only two things we will do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.To err is human, to forgive -- highly unlikely.Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of wrinkly old ladies running around with tattoos?Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.After reaching 65 , if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of wrinkly old ladies running around with tattoos?Werd and may I add piercings in places you wouldn't like to see piercing in a 40 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of wrinkly old ladies running around with tattoos?Werd and may I add piercings in places you wouldn't like to see piercing in a 40 year old. he said in 40 years not 40 year olds I love my hyundai ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Barbarino Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 "it's not prostitution if your check bounces" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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