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Guest Abraham Abromowitz

Hi Pep. I'm new here also. They seem a bit unfriendly at first but its all good.

Shalom & Love

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Guest LeVeL

Que bolon Pepito......so you have any Pepito jokes you can share with us ?

pepito jokes? ???

These pepito Jokes.................I'll post one in english but the spanish ones are the best...

Joke #1

Pepito walks into the crowded doctors office and announces to the receptionist, "there's something wrong with my thingy!"

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded room and say something like that!"

"Why not? I just told you what's wrong !"

The receptionist replied," You have obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or similar, and then discusssed the problem in private with the doctor."

Pepito walked out, waited several minutes and then walked back into the office.

The receptionist smiled smuggly and said "yes?"

Pepito said, "there is something wrong with my ear1"

The receptionist and nodded approvingly knowing Pepito had taken her advice. "and what is wrong with your ear sir?"

Pepito said, "I can't piss out of it!" as the crowd burst out laughing.

In Spanish.......Joke #2

Pepito y Mariquita están en el 5to piso del colegio asomados en la ventana. De repente Mariquita corre hacia la profesora y le dice:

¡Profesora, Pepito se hizo mierda!

La profesora le dice:

No Mariquita, no se dice se hizo mierda, se dice caquita.

Mariquita le contesta:

¡No profesora, se hizo mierda porque se cayó de la ventana!

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In Spanish.......Joke #2

Pepito y Mariquita están en el 5to piso del colegio asomados en la ventana. De repente Mariquita corre hacia la profesora y le dice:

¡Profesora, Pepito se hizo mierda!

La profesora le dice:

No Mariquita, no se dice se hizo mierda, se dice caquita.

Mariquita le contesta:

¡No profesora, se hizo mierda porque se cayó de la ventana!

LOL!

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Guest swirlundergrounder

Hi Pep. I'm new here also. They seem a bit unfriendly at first but its all good.

Shalom & Love

Hey Abraham..your posts always brings a smile to face. I feel as if I'm watching an episode of South Park!!!!LOL
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Guest swirlundergrounder

Mursa uses it and its Freddie Prince Jr.

He was that actor that stared in that sci-fi flick that flopped called wing commander...

who is freddie prince jr.

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Guest snipper

Hi. Come to the spinoff so we can check you out. :P ;D

Hi pepito, welcome. You should try and make it to the spinoff, it is alot of fun. :D

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Mursa uses it and its Freddie Prince Jr.

He was that actor that stared in that sci-fi flick that flopped called wing commander...

who is freddie prince jr.

what's wing commander ?

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Guest swirlundergrounder

Mursa uses it and its Freddie Prince Jr.

He was that actor that stared in that sci-fi flick that flopped called wing commander...

who is freddie prince jr.

what's wing commander ?

Wing Commander was a popular computer game around the time of the first version of "Doom" around 1994 or so...
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Guest JMT

Mursa uses it and its Freddie Prince Jr.

He was that actor that stared in that sci-fi flick that flopped called wing commander...

who is freddie prince jr.

what's wing commander ?

Wing Commander was a popular computer game ...

with Luke Skywalker

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