Guest demo909 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. A friend of mine recently obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. I certainly hope it will assist your own planning efforts. It reads as follows: The Homosexual Agenda (unknown source) 6:00 am Gym 8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 9:00 am Hair appointment 10:00 am Shopping (preferably at Barney's, Jeffrey's or Bergdorf's) 12:00 PM Brunch 2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of all levels of our Government, as well as all other national governments, 2) destroy all healthy marriages, and recruit all their children. 3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, 4) bulldoze all houses of worship, 5) secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media, and 6) be fabulous 2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest 4:00 PM Cocktails 6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad [with arugula and balsamic vinegar dressing], Chardonnay) 8:00 PM Theater 10:30 PM Cocktails in the 'hood 12:00 pm Bed (du jour)Thanks Joey 8) ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I knew it!!!! ;DLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 some many conspiracies so little time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Pat Robertson makes me want to *gag*. he and Pat Buchanan should have their own island and stay there -instead of brainwash people with this christianity bull.....or maybe Borat from ali G should interview Pat ... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Barbarino Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 this post is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fairyDust Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 LOL! @ #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 6) be fabulous2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest does that make me gay? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornslippy22 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 The Homosexual Agenda (unknown source) 4:00 PM Cocktails 10:30 PM Cocktails in the 'hoodthats a lot of cock n tails.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LESjunkie Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 : The vanity of you queens does not cease to gag me. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 honey i know, trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcnjunkie Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 the homo lifestyle is pretty busy !, I thought I had it tough with 3 jobs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Akiraboy Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 [move]what a strange world we live in [/move] : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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