Guest JMT Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 sounds like a great southwest airlines commercial.-------------------------------------------------------------------BRISBANE, Australia, (AFP) - Hundreds of airline passengers suffered disruption to their travel plans when a major regional airport was shut down for an hour after a humming and vibrating adult sex toy was mistaken for a bomb. The vibrator was discovered at 9:15 am (2315 GMT Sunday) by a security officer who checked out a suspicious package inside a rubbish bin at the terminal cafeteria of Mackay Airport in the northeastern state of Queensland, a police spokeswoman said. The terminal was evacuated immediately while passengers who had just arrived from a flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave. Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin. "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," she said. "We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out." The police spokeswoman said another two flights were expected to land at that stage and alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal. She said the emergency situation was revoked just before 10:00 am when the package was identified as "an adult novelty device". Bryant said at the time of the upheaval the airport had been quite busy with two main flights due in and out of the airport - wreaking havoc with people's schedules. She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry. "You can't afford to take chances," she added. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You see what happens when the ladies cant leave home without their vibrator shit like this happens... :Soo Ldysphinx and Norab leave your vibrators at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You see what happens when the ladies cant leave home without their vibrator shit like this happens... :Soo Ldysphinx and Norab leave your vibrators at home.Oh Level don't write out a check your ass can't cash, leave it at that!!!And its Sphynx!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You see what happens when the ladies cant leave home without their vibrator shit like this happens... :Soo Ldysphinx and Norab leave your vibrators at home.Oh Level don't write out a check your ass can't cash, leave it at that!!!And its Sphynx!!!Hey sweety I have direct deposit you ass has been cashed a long time ago. No need to go to the check chashing store here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You see what happens when the ladies cant leave home without their vibrator shit like this happens... :Soo Ldysphinx and Norab leave your vibrators at home.Oh Level don't write out a check your ass can't cash' date=' leave it at that!!!And its Sphynx!!![/quote']Hey sweety I have direct deposit you ass has been cashed a long time ago. No need to go to the check chashing store here.You wish!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You wish!!!!!!Ohh please.....you just couldn't handle the fact that once I cashed you....you only were good for minor things....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 You wish!!!!!!Ohh please.....you just couldn't handle the fact that once I cashed you....you only were good for minor things....LOLAyyyy, pobrecito you keep thinknig that if that is what makes you feel manly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Ayyyy, pobrecito you keep thinknig that if that is what makes you feel manly LOL..que graciosa tu eres mi'ja, I was just giving you a heads up that before going to the airport to keep you vibrator at home, thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Ayyyy' date=' pobrecito you keep thinknig that if that is what makes you feel manly [/quote']LOL..que graciosa tu eres mi'ja, I was just giving you a heads up that before going to the airport to keep you vibrator at home, thats all.Don't worry I don't travel with them!!! I've got my lifesize one for that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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