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A Word On Alcohol Consumption...

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Guest LdySphynx

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's

suggestion the following warning labels be placed

immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may leave you wondering

what the hell happened to

your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

is a major factor in dancing

like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may cause you to tell your

friends over and over again

you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may cause you to think you

can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may lead you to believe ex-

lovers are really dying for

you to telephone them at

four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may make you think you can

logically converse with mem-

bers of the opposite sex with

out spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

is the leading cause of inex-

plicable rug burns on the

forehead, knees and lower

back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may create the illusion you

are tougher, smarter, faster

and better looking than most

people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may lead you to think people

are laughing with you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol

may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the konsumshun of alcohol

may Mack you tink you can

tipe reel gude.

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