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Guest LdySphynx

Pity Blow,Marital Bliss

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Guest LdySphynx

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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Guest cutchemist

old one but good one...i had some surgery around that area and my bf at the time would use that line all the time... ::) ::)

need less to say he didn't get shit :P;)

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