Guest ImAlwaysDancing Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 A teacher asked her class, Â?What do you want out of lifeÂ?? A little girl in the back raised her hand and said, All I want out of life is four animals.The teacher asked, Really? And what four animals would that be?? The little girl replied, A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.The teacher fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Was this little girl you by any chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MELI2444 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 lmfao!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ImAlwaysDancing Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Was this little girl you by any chance Only the Tiger part rotfl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 the little girl has bad taste in cars, Jaguars are crap-mobiles - keep the fur coat and everything else though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyTrendy Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 the little girl has bad taste in cars, Jaguars are crap-mobiles - keep the fur coat and everything else though.LMAOI agree Norah... Jaguars are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 instead of the Jaguar "insert ______"mine would probably be a 725 BMW or vintage Alfa Romeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 not many people would take a BMW 725 over a Jag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i am quoting a mechanic...."if you own a Jaguar, you might as well have two, cos one will more than likely be on the shop, while you drive the 2nd one".a car that breaks down constantly is annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trancelator Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 My experience is that Jags and Porsches always break down. I had a roommate in college who had a Porsche and he had to buy another car b/c the Porsche was constantly in the shop. Both are nice to look at but I wouldn't have either even as a gift... unless I could sell it off immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Was this little girl you by any chance ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i am quoting a mechanic...."if you own a Jaguar, you might as well have two, cos one will more than likely be on the shop, while you drive the 2nd one".a car that breaks down constantly is annoying.that was a decade ago. they have improved with the newer models and the JD Power & Associates rankings reflect that.regardless, i dont see how an 8 year old diesel BMW is more attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 My experience is that Jags and Porsches always break down. I had a roommate in college who had a Porsche and he had to buy another car b/c the Porsche was constantly in the shop. was it an old porsche? i knew a guy in college who had a boxster and never had a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ImAlwaysDancing Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 not many people would take a BMW 725 over a Jag.I completely disagree..maybe you are being sarcastic? The 725 is HOT...i would probably choose a Civic over a Jaguar lol...anyhow...thanks for jacking my thread everyone i was hoping people would post jokes. Oh well have a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trancelator Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 lol Who are you talking to?? Nobody made a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trancelator Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 My experience is that Jags and Porsches always break down. I had a roommate in college who had a Porsche and he had to buy another car b/c the Porsche was constantly in the shop. was it an old porsche? i knew a guy in college who had a boxster and never had a problem. John, no it wasn't more than a few years old. It was Silverman's car (Janikowski's friend). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 not many people would take a BMW 725 over a Jag.I completely disagree..maybe you are being sarcastic? The 725 is HOT...i would probably choose a Civic over a Jaguar lol...they stopped making 725s a good while ago. im not even sure they were sold in the US.i think you are referring to a 745. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 [i would probably choose a Civic over a Jaguar lol...You ma'am, are messed up in the head. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 What about a GMC Yukon or a Dodge Ram ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintjohn Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 "if you own a Jaguar, you might as well have two, cos one will more than likely be on the shop, while you drive the 2nd one".during my mis-spent youth, i turned wrenches on a variety of finicky vehicles, and british-built cars were the worst (if you think jags are bad, try keeping a vintage austin healey running as a daily driver). still, despite their temperamental nature, i'm perversely attracted to british vehicles. i guess i'm a masochistic mechanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 the little girl has bad taste in cars, Jaguars are crap-mobiles - keep the fur coat and everything else though.You got to be kidding me....a Jaguar is probably one of the best automobiles out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ImAlwaysDancing Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 What about a GMC Yukon or a Dodge Ram ;DI would never buy an American car.I was exaggerating about the Civic...but i do NOT like Jaguars.And yeah...rotfl...i meant the 745....silly me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 And why is that? Why only buy imports? Just curious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ImAlwaysDancing Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 And why is that? Why only buy imports? Just curious...Because American cars are like tin cans..they are made poorly and break easily... Japanese cars are the best. German cars are great but very expensive to repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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