Kamikaze1414779018 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 As long as you don't wear a jock strap and sailor cap, you're still a man....what about a jock strap, pearl necklaces, and 20 jars of jam, ??? wow thats another story. A radio station was having a contest, for a pair of back stage pearl jam tickets back in 98. They wanted the craziest idea.So my roomate and I , Stripped down, just wore ajockstrap, some pearl necklaces, and poured 10 jars of jam on each of oursleves. Needless to say we won the tickets, but the front desk receptionsist was really shocked when we walked in the builing just wearing a jock strap.They meant for us to do this all in studio, but we just showed up like this. They gave a us a towel to walk through the rest of the building.Thread jack rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 WTF are eye bra's?!..lol..I'm not busting your chops! just curious... LOL.....your too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clarisa Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 WTF are eye bra's?!..lol..I'm not busting your chops! just curious... LOL.....your too much... I have a suggestion for the moderators need a spell check tool on the site. ;D ;D ;D :-* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 random observation.......for once one of my threads didnt turn into a slug-festnow back to the topic. the issue is simple - the metrosexual is hot and now i got a test 4 the men bwuhahahahttp://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=113 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 I'm 31% Mtreo-Sexual...okay Norah what do I win..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 31% is like an Fyou have to take the class again and stop wearing Old Spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slamminshaun Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 I'm 53%...this actually describes me to a T. Especially about my nose, so I'm told....haha"You are styling. You may have a bunch of fashion sense, but your macho man side leaks out here and there (mainly out your nose, buy some nose hair trimmers for Christ’s sake!)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 53% is at least half ..that a lot betterhair in the nose.thats like unplucked female eyebrows. can be a very unpleasant thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 31% is like an Fyou have to take the class again and stop wearing Old Spice.hey I am a man baby...I dont pluck shit....we are European here. We are Americans. If you want a female guy then get yourself a frenchman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 misread............i compared females who dont pluck eyebrows to men who dont trim their nose hair, hello! i'd be contradicting my guido look rant.....please.here we go againhair in the nose. thats like unplucked female eyebrows. can be a very unpleasant thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slamminshaun Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 31% is like an Fyou have to take the class again and stop wearing Old Spice.hey I am a man baby...I dont pluck shit....we are European here. We are Americans. If you want a female guy then get yourself a frenchman.I'm 0% French just for the record. Just a hillbilly from Port St. Lucie who has a fancy for Diesel jeans, hair fiber, candles, and massages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 french men are far from being sexy or my epitome for masculinity...most french famous fashionistas are queer and dont display the macho card ever! and there is certainly nothing wrong with a man who has style and the feminity stuff, save it for John Waters flicks and Too Wong Fu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 I'm 31% Mtreo-Sexual...okay Norah what do I win..... You are not metro...you are just clean cut. Kamikazee is Metro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 WTF are eye bra's?!..lol..I'm not busting your chops! just curious... LMAO!!!!........my eyes were getting a bit saggy...so i got me an "eye bra" LMAOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 random observation.......for once one of my threads didnt turn into a slug-festnow back to the topic. the issue is simple - the metrosexual is hot and now i got a test 4 the men bwuhahahahttp://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=113damn....im 20%Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircutshit...and here i thought that i pulled decent trim.....bwahahahahahahaha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 20% things that make you go hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 i got 30%i think it might be tough to get much higher unless you answer YES to the questions about being gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 20% things that make you go hmmmits a miracle that i have gotten the girls that i have....because this test is the TRUTH........bwahahahahahahastealing a page from jorges page.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz to the test.......results speak for themselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 > >hey scoring big points isnt the issue here....or how gay or manly you're, the question remains, are you more or less metrosexual? looks like Shaun is the metrosexual............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 28) Are you gay? Yes No I don't know29) Your friends think you’re gay, right? Yes No I don't know30) Have you slept with all their girlfriends to prove your not? Yes No I don't knowif your not gay or bi, you lose points on all those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 no..scoring big points isnt the issue here....but im here as a defense to those guys who arent as metro as others and still do remarkably well ....haha.......if 31% (which is what luis got) is an f......than what is a 20%....i didnt even write my name on the exam : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 The only reason I got 31% was because I answered a yes on number 30. But fuck being a Metrosexual the questions on that Test speak for themselves. If you score high than that means you swing to the left more than the other guys. So Norah are you a MetroTransexual......LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest usmcr Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 HA! funny test dude, I won't even say my score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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