CrzyC1414779017 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the s__ out of you.2. Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like ......... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,How many inches you'll get or how long it will last.12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.13. Men are like ......... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.(sorry guys but Im very ANTI-MEN these days) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guyman1966 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 I take offense with number 2. And I'm willing to prove it wrong (under the right circumstances) ! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 (sorry guys but Im very ANTI-MEN these days) Yeah I wonder why :Your in need of a real men...sweety ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 (sorry guys but Im very ANTI-MEN these days) Yeah I wonder why :Your in need of a real men...sweety ;DMaybe she doesn't want a man !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 (sorry guys but Im very ANTI-MEN these days) Yeah I wonder why :Your in need of a real men...sweety ;DMaybe she doesn't want a man !!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhh I kneeeew it...I know one when i see one ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry to disappoint Level but its MEN ONLY for me. (keyword is MEN...not BOYZ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry to disappoint Level but its MEN ONLY for me. (keyword is MEN...not BOYZ) See, I said she didn't want a man, she wants MEN (Plural) !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry to disappoint Level but its MEN ONLY for me. (keyword is MEN...not BOYZ) See, I said she didn't want a man, she wants MEN (Plural) !!!!!BBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry to disappoint Level but its MEN ONLY for me. (keyword is MEN...not BOYZ) See, I said she didn't want a man, she wants MEN (Plural) !!!!!BBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry to disappoint Level but its MEN ONLY for me. (keyword is MEN...not BOYZ) See, I said she didn't want a man, she wants MEN (Plural) !!!!!I guess she open for business then ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Sorry, I have a very selective procedure for any prospective clients. However, at this time I am accepting applications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Women .....Are like a box of chocolate..........You never know what you're gonna get.....!!!Stupid is as stupid does....'Forest Gump'...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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