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V. Barbarino

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I must say, Miami has the same cookie cutter retaurants and it's pathetic..

1. over priced

2. They try to sell appearance more than taste or value. Do fucking Italians like me really give a fuck how it looks??? We just mash it up anyways..

3. Typical waiter who is incompetent and must have some foreign accent and you can't figure out what language he speaks..

4. Fancy names, usually indicate a shitty place

5. Zero friendlyness in the staffs. No, how you doings, no nothing.. You feel like a fucking tourist..

6. The menu is written with all these fancy long food terms, but in the end it's just fucking ravolis... Just say ravolis in red sauce!!!

7. The name of the food is in a different language than the description... come on, this is beyond gay... most places do this, these days, but lets just be honest and not make the food sound any fancier or foreign by using a different language.

8. how about a smile out of the wait staff?

9. checking the tip i left while i'm still sitting at the table while you peak inside the book... hey fuck face, now you ain't getting shit..

10. god forbid you could take the empty bottles and plaets off the table once in a while..

this broad i'm seeing is rich and lives in brickell and she now admits miami has zero nice places to eat. I want a real place like Anthony's.....

Fuck Miami and their crome dentention center wait staff.

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Guest julio305

OK I wont disagree completely...Its true that 95 percent of the places u got to suck ,have horrible service or are wayyyyyy to expensive....But theirs a few that are an exeption, wich I cant think of now but I will post.

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There's a few good restaurants around here. Ya gotta look for them and not go by the hype in the weekly scandal rags.

In my hood there's Katana, Che Sopranos, and Las Vacas Gordas.

Nevermind Pizzafiore. ;D

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Guest mursa

You guys should check out Carltons Restaurant & Lounge (1725 E. Hallandale blvd) ...

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...great food , affordable and good service .

ask for Jose if ya do visit ! :D

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Guest durrtylexx

I should have listneed to eddie and went to Porca instead of novenceno..

Porcao is the shit!! I highly recommend and La Vaca Gorda in North Bay Village is good also.Its small but they serve you some diesel steaks!

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You guys should check out Carltons Restaurant & Lounge (1725 E. Hallandale blvd) ...

..

...great food , affordable and good service .

ask for Jose if ya do visit ! :D

Will you do the macarena for me too?

Anything for my "mama" ! ;D

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   Versailles Restaurant

thats the place to go for some good cuban food .... and its at a decent price

yea man Versailles after a club or go to a Latin America and pick a media noche mmm good stuff!

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Guest DrFired

ya'll need to check out my place! ;D

naw man we are looking for places with GOOOOOD food............

fuck your couch bitch..my place serve good food!!

30 years mofo! ;D

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Guest julio305

naw just kidding Drfired restaurant is good..Me and my parents have been eating food from his place for yearsssssssss.....

How many bro 15 20 ?

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Guest DrFired

ya'll need to check out my place! ;D

naw man we are looking for places with GOOOOOD food............

fuck your couch bitch..my place serve good food!!

30 years mofo! ;D

What is the name of this place?

Chong's Chinese Restaurant

1164 W Flagler St.

Miami

Been in service for 30 years, in the same neighborhood. It's family run, it's a mom and pop place.

most of our client are hispanic..i do have to said that!!

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naw just kidding Drfired restaurant is good..Me and my parents have been eating food from his place for yearsssssssss.....

How many bro 15 20 ?

that's about right..since you were a young lad!

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