Guest Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm not. He's just being a pikey. ;Di just looked this up dan .. and i think 99% of these pertain to you .. u have no real home and no ride.. not even a bycicle.. lol just a camera, an old t-shirt and old jeans you wear on a constant basis everywhere you go ... oh wait here ya go ..........You know you're a pikey when.....1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. You wonder which football top and tracksuit bottoms to wear this week7. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. 9. Your School Dance had a crèche. 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. 13. Your engagement and wedding rings are full sovereigns from Argos.14. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge'. 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 16. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same year.17. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos 18. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.19. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. 20. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in school. 21. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, back to the no panties thing :!!!stfu and read post right above this one ;D 8)Exactly why I changed the subject singao !!!!be there or be square ;D 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 ATTN LADIES THAT WILL BE DANCING ON BAR.. SPACE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW RULE. ONLY WAY TO BE ALLOWED TO DANCE ON BAR IS WITH MINI SKIRTS .. AND EXTRA DRINKS WILL BE SUPPLIED IF THOSE ON BAR HAVE NO UNDERWEAR (aka. commando)thank you , managementlolwhat have I done.....not what you have done !! but what you "SHALL" do ;D 8)i SHALL wear cute undies no matter what I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 ATTN LADIES THAT WILL BE DANCING ON BAR.. SPACE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW RULE. ONLY WAY TO BE ALLOWED TO DANCE ON BAR IS WITH MINI SKIRTS .. AND EXTRA DRINKS WILL BE SUPPLIED IF THOSE ON BAR HAVE NO UNDERWEAR (aka. commando)thank you , managementlolwhat have I done.....not what you have done !! but what you "SHALL" do ;D 8)i SHALL wear cute undies no matter what I do as long as they're cute 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XxGrOoVeERICxX Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I heard something about no panties.....I like that idea! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 ATTN LADIES THAT WILL BE DANCING ON BAR.. SPACE HAS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW RULE. ONLY WAY TO BE ALLOWED TO DANCE ON BAR IS WITH MINI SKIRTS .. AND EXTRA DRINKS WILL BE SUPPLIED IF THOSE ON BAR HAVE NO UNDERWEAR (aka. commando)thank you , managementlolwhat have I done.....not what you have done !! but what you "SHALL" do ;D 8)i SHALL wear cute undies no matter what I do Ditto.....................unless I wear Tight Jeans, then it's commando time !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I heard something about no panties.....I like that idea! ;Deric , please !! leave that to the ladies > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I heard something about no panties.....I like that idea! ;Deric , please !! leave that to the ladies >HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah good idea !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XxGrOoVeERICxX Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I heard something about no panties.....I like that idea! ;Deric , please !! leave that to the ladies >Bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I heard something about no panties.....I like that idea! ;Deric , please !! leave that to the ladies >Bitch! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaCMan Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmigonon Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! :I agree... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LISALOCA Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 [move]This weekend is going to be out of control!!!!!!!1 :o [/move] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 [move]This weekend is going to be out of control!!!!!!!1 :o [/move]Does this mean you are coming out too?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! :i just KNOW you didn't mean to rolll your eyes at us, right? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaCMan Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! :i just KNOW you didn't mean to rolll your eyes at us, right? ???no,no not at all I just used the worng face...I loved it on Sunday morning...and u made it much more beautiful.... :-* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaCMan Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 [move]This weekend is going to be out of control!!!!!!!1 :o [/move]What's going on this weekend??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! :i just KNOW you didn't mean to rolll your eyes at us, right? ???no,no not at all I just used the worng face...I loved it on Sunday morning...and u made it much more beautiful.... :-*awwwwwwwwww thanks::blushes:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I'm up for all that Around that time its a beautiful sight..!! :i just KNOW you didn't mean to rolll your eyes at us, right? ???no,no not at all I just used the worng face...I loved it on Sunday morning...and u made it much more beautiful.... :-*10 brownie points for you dude !! 10 more and the panties come off ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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