Guest ramon Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 :o Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.HOW IT WORKS1- Visit baconwhores.comUse our simple reservation system to schedule your appointment when you want it, and select the type and quantity of bacon. You can schedule from two weeks in advance, up until one hour before the appointment, as long as the space is available.2- Your AppointmentWhen your appointment comes, a specially-trained BaconWhores expert will arrive, ready to cook bacon. You don't even need your own cooking facilities - our experts bring along all the equipment they need.3*--Bacon!Within twenty minutes of her arrival, our expert will have a piping hot plate of bacon for you to eat. You never knew bacon could taste this good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 lol, its Michelles website! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 LMAO!!!! Bacon?! Did somebody say bacon? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikepayne Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 They're all booked up in Miami for the next two weeks, which is as far in advance as they'll let you go. Lame. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast?I could use some right now but all I have is Carona is my fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ramon Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast?I could use some right now but all I have is Carona is my fridgeI have acid in my fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast?I could use some right now but all I have is Carona is my fridgelol, I was making fun of something, personally I dont eat bacon. Too bad the bacon whores are all booked up, you could have called them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikepayne Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast?I could use some right now but all I have is Carona is my fridgelol, I was making fun of something, personally I dont eat bacon. Too bad the bacon whores are all booked up, you could have called themBacon is glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Bacon! What time is breakfast?I could use some right now but all I have is Carona is my fridgelol, I was making fun of something, personally I dont eat bacon. Too bad the bacon whores are all booked up, you could have called themBacon is glorious.I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r3nz0 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I Love Meaty Pigs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikepayne Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I Love Meaty Pigs?I Like Making Pork? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornslippy22 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 I have acid in my fridge.i will be right over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 weirdest website ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I Love Meaty Pigs?I Like Making Pork?ROFL!! It's all about the bacon, people! Not the entire pig or pork!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni1414777741 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Thats some funny shit...... a friend of mine in new york sent me the link to that a while ago. *lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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