ryan2772 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Thought you would enjoy some of this philosophy. Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to Drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish andworry about my liver." -- Babe RuthAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest HemingwayWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Paul Hornung24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. -- H.L. MenckenWhen we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- George Bernard ShawBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin FranklinWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C. -- W.C. FieldsRemember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. -- Professor Irwin CoreyTo some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can! -- Leo Durocher One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm:"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can onlyoperate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake ofalcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. -- Professor Irwin Coreysounds like something an fsu professor would say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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