Guest phillyjunkie Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 whats ur favorite pick up line????A good friend of mine, Chuck, has the winner for most embarrasing thing ur friend could ever say to you while your trying to pick up a hot chick..."Hey man, u hold her down and Ill pee on her"game on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reecelights Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Now wait a minute!!!First of all I was really drunk.Second of all the line (a recurring theme, not a pickup line) was "You hold her down, I'll piss in her mouth."This line of course, Dan, was nowhere near as classic as my "I just got a new Queen sized bed, wanna help me break it in?"And don't forget Den's line "I'm going to have sex with you one way or another tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phillyjunkie Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhim not sure I rememebr saying those things at any one given time, possibly in a convo about bad pickup lines...see the difference between those funny lines and YOU CHUCK are that you ACTUALLY USED THAT LINE WHEN someone was trying to pick up a girl!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING HILARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reecelights Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 When are you going to forward me those pictures of May breast feeding Brandon?I might have to reconsider inviting you to my wedding. Don't want you bringing this stuff up to my fiancee or parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phillyjunkie Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 yeah that could def get funny!!!i wouldnt invite me, thats for sure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reecelights Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Has the line...NICE BOOTS...ever worked for anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest karatechik Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 No but, this one has...."um excuse me, but does anyone mind if I give a blow job right now?"Studio CLASSSSSSIC!!!!!btw chuck this is Laura ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilmissraver1 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yes I must say that THAT has to be the best line I've ever heard!!!!!How's it hangin' Dan??? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phillyjunkie Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 its hangin long and low....Yes I must say that THAT has to be the best line I've ever heard!!!!!How's it hangin' Dan??? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lilmissraver1 Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Yeah, SHO YOU RIGHT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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