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Favorite Pick up lines???

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Guest phillyjunkie

whats ur favorite pick up line????

A good friend of mine, Chuck, has the winner for most embarrasing thing ur friend could ever say to you while your trying to pick up a hot chick...

"Hey man, u hold her down and Ill pee on her"

game on!!!

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Guest reecelights

Now wait a minute!!!

First of all I was really drunk.

Second of all the line (a recurring theme, not a pickup line) was "You hold her down, I'll piss in her mouth."

This line of course, Dan, was nowhere near as classic as my "I just got a new Queen sized bed, wanna help me break it in?"

And don't forget Den's line "I'm going to have sex with you one way or another tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it."

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Guest phillyjunkie

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im not sure I rememebr saying those things at any one given time, possibly in a convo about bad pickup lines...

see the difference between those funny lines and YOU CHUCK are that you ACTUALLY USED THAT LINE WHEN someone was trying to pick up a girl!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING HILARIOUS

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Guest reecelights

When are you going to forward me those pictures of May breast feeding Brandon?

I might have to reconsider inviting you to my wedding. Don't want you bringing this stuff up to my fiancee or parents.

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Guest phillyjunkie

yeah that could def get funny!!!

i wouldnt invite me, thats for sure!!!

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Guest karatechik

No but, this one has....

"um excuse me, but does anyone mind if I give a blow job right now?"

Studio CLASSSSSSIC!!!!!

btw chuck this is Laura ;D

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Guest lilmissraver1

Yes I must say that THAT has to be the best line I've ever heard!!!!!

How's it hangin' Dan??? :P :P :P

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Guest phillyjunkie

its hangin long and low....

Yes I must say that THAT has to be the best line I've ever heard!!!!!

How's it hangin' Dan??? :P :P :P

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