Guest saintjohn Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Let's get this out in the open right now. The drink you hold in your hand does define you as a person. Hey, it's a cruel world of first impressions and rushed judgments, guys; better get used to it. You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but God knows people never stop trying.Take that malt beverage bottle you're holding in your hand that's glowing brighter than a kitten in Chernobyl. Know what it's saying about you to every woman in the room? I'm a corporate shill who follows trends and can't think for himself, so I ordered this sugary crap.That's not a drink you have in your hand, it's a gimmick. Real drinks have real liquor in them. Get a grip and show some sophistication, friend. If you're not gonna order a beer -- not the urine samples mass-produced American beers have become but a good beer, either a microbrew or an import with some bite to it -- here are some options that won't emasculate you. Going up to the bartender and ordering an Amaretto Sour or a Singapore Sling just doesn't cut it, and frankly, it never did. The list of "10 Manly Drinks" (and how to make them) is here:http://www.askmen.com/fashion/wine_dine_100/103_wine_dine.htmlHey, where's my club soda with lime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Beer BusterThis drink is for the brave and the sick. Great for the frat house or a backyard patio party, its taste is entirely dependent on the quality of beer you use. So whatever you do, choose wisely.1½ oz. 100-proof VodkaCold Beer or Ale2 dashes Tabasco Saucethats the only manly drink i saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Nah. A manly drink is taking shots of Everclear. That and a big ol' shot of the Three Wise Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 shots of Ever Clear :othat's a death-wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintjohn Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Like I said, soda water with lime for me. Or King of Spirits Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Kettle One Tonic and lime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barstar diana Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 moonshine..thats manly lmaobut take the queer eye for the st8 guys help:www.ste-michelle.comits suppose to be manly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgibson Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Jack like a man...When you snort the remainder of a jack shot off the back of a shot glass. The boys on the rugby team used to love that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 moonshine..thats manly lmaomoonshine, that shit is lethal........ definitely manly. definitely delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shannon_coolj. Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 shots of Ever Clear :othat's a death-wish Not for Dan...his liver must be made of steel by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 My liver has tried to get me arrested for assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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