Guest Diabolique Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 awhile ago i was in crobar and i was chillen on the couch trying to rest my feet when some guy came up to me and asked if he could suck on my toes ??? i think that one takes the cake.Was it a black guy named Spragga ??? lol LOL, I thought of him when I saw her post!Spragga wanted to suck on my toes when he came to visit...while my BF was in the bathroom, at a strip joint! I was like, no funkin' way! He's a bonafide sweetie with a a bit of a foot fetish. I can relate, as I have my fetishes too... ;Dnow.. my story involves drugs. Can I talk about that here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jbit Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Years ago at Groove Jet.....my girlfriend and i were sitting on one of the bass bins (Luis Diaz on the decks), the dancefloor was especially dark that evening. Something cought my attention for a minute and i looked away....in that time my girlfriend had walked off to the bathroom and another girl who looked alot like her sat down next to me without me realizing (like i said it was dark). Thinking it was my lady, i put my arm around her and started kissing her neck. This girl turned her head and rather politely asked me what the hell i was doing. I explained the scenario as far fetched as it sounded and walked off in embarrasment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Years ago at Groove Jet.....my girlfriend and i were sitting on one of the bass bins (Luis Diaz on the decks), the dancefloor was especially dark that evening. Something cought my attention for a minute and i looked away....in that time my girlfriend had walked off to the bathroom and another girl who looked alot like her sat down next to me without me realizing (like i said it was dark). Thinking it was my lady, i put my arm around her and started kissing her neck. This girl turned her head and rather politely asked me what the hell i was doing. I explained the scenario as far fetched as it sounded and walked off in embarrasment. Something like that happened to me but the opposite in a way. I was hanging out at a club one morning with a buddy of mine and his girl friend. Well I was known to be able to immitate his voice rather well. Anyways my buddy was sitting on a couch with his girl friend who (whatever that was I don't know). Anyways his girl was laying on his shoulder and he asked me if I could talk in his voice (which was really unique excpet I could immitate it well) and look after her for a while. So he slipped out from under her and I switched places with him. All the while I picked up talking in his voice while he got up and walked away. So now I was sitting in his place and his chick was all snuggled up against me thinking that it was still him she was leaning on..Well she got really cozy lets just say (nothing nasty). It got really funny when I started talking to her and her eyes were closed but she was talking back to me. I was giving her compliments just like her boyfriend always did (he was always complimenting her and people in general). So my friend came back and sat on the other side of her and we both started talkling (I was still immitating him at this point but talking with him) and his chick opened her eyes while she was still on my shoulders and she was like WTF???? lol It was hella funny especially since about 20 of our friends witnessed the whole thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Some trashy cunt poured her champagne on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Some trashy cunt poured her champagne on me.OHHHH..you used the 'C' word.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chica Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 can't remember when was this but some guy grabbed my butt thinking i was his gf, I was shocked for a second lol i see his girlfriend looking at me like she wanted to kill me, the guy said OH MY GOD!!!! i thought u were my gf lol he was SO embarrased then we all started laughing, I think they bought me a drink cant remember much.......XOChica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Satan Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 can't remember when was this but some guy grabbed my butt thinking i was his gf, I was shocked for a second lol i see his girlfriend looking at me like she wanted to kill me, the guy said OH MY GOD!!!! i thought u were my gf lol he was SO embarrased then we all started laughing, I think they bought me a drink cant remember much.......XOChicai think that was me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh?yep, thats what I was telling Carisa, I wanted to do it just because the guy was a moron but she yelled at me, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh?yep, thats what I was telling Carisa, I wanted to do it just because the guy was a moron but she yelled at me, lol. WTF???The Crazy one yelled at you for wanting to get...............................................................Crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh?yep, thats what I was telling Carisa, I wanted to do it just because the guy was a moron but she yelled at me, lol. WTF???The Crazy one yelled at you for wanting to get...............................................................Crazy?Yep, can you believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh?yep, thats what I was telling Carisa, I wanted to do it just because the guy was a moron but she yelled at me, lol. WTF???The Crazy one yelled at you for wanting to get...............................................................Crazy?Yep, can you believe itLooks like the Lion has been tamed....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolThat wasnt what you were saying on the patio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolI wonder what would have happened if you took the car, called the cops and filed a police report saying that someone gave you the car and so that if the guy reported his car stolen there would be no problems legally and you can claim the car...Yo should have had him transfer you the title to in writing on a bar nap or something lol...You should have just took the car. I'm sure there's some 'chop-shop' junkies here on CJ somewhere...lollmao, it would have been a hysterical story if i did it but I didnt need a car, i'm getting my new one at the end of the month, woohooo!Would have been one hell of a joy ride huh?yep, thats what I was telling Carisa, I wanted to do it just because the guy was a moron but she yelled at me, lol. WTF???The Crazy one yelled at you for wanting to get...............................................................Crazy?Yep, can you believe itLooks like the Lion has been tamed....LOLI (for once) was the voice of reason. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALKO-HAULIC Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 friends don;t let friends.................................fill in the blank c or lee lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Some guy this weekend gave me the key to his beemer and said he's getting a new one anyway, I can just drop him off at home and take the car. Ummm, no thanks. Dont want to be driving around a car that will get reported stolen, lolThat wasnt what you were saying on the patio... lol, can't believe you thought I was really going to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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