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Guest mursa

..add to it , he was a former minister . lol

...just goes to show the level of people we have nowadays .

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Guest Chica

LMAO too funny! and he gave her some kinda promise ring that she had to keep he verginity until marriage.....

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Guest pod

I wonder if that's technical virginity.

Seriously, I read this article over on fark once on how girls "get around" that requirement.

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Guest swirlundergrounder

The fact that she's insainly hot makes up for the fact that she's boarderline retarded.

"'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

No shit like anyone would complain...Ahh sorry Jessica, I have to boot you out of bed. You're just to dumb...
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Guest swirlundergrounder

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

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Guest LdySphynx

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

Uhhhhhhhhhh, that's Kylie Minogue :-\........don't get me started on her!!!!

Ooh La La ;D!!!!

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Guest swirlundergrounder

..i can't stand her ..........

...just another case of EyeCandy without and substance/depth once so ever .

Ahhh-hemmmmmm. I'm sorry but you got to go. I can't stand you you cuz you have no substance so I'm kicking you out of my bed...

jessica_simpson_007.jpg

You'd say that....to her^^^^^^^^

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Guest jbit

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

True that, she's got curves in the right places....not like the rest of the binge and purge posse in LA

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Guest swirlundergrounder

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

Uhhhhhhhhhh, that's Kylie Minogue :-\........don't get me started on her!!!!

Ooh La La ;D!!!!

Kylie Minogue? Where do you get that?
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Guest LdySphynx

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

Uhhhhhhhhhh, that's Kylie Minogue :-\........don't get me started on her!!!!

Ooh La La ;D!!!!

Kylie Minogue? Where do you get that?

Well if it's not her then it's her freakin Clone, but that's Kylie.....I know Kylie when I see her :)!!!
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Guest swirlundergrounder

Yeah she aint got no booty, but it fits her body perfectly!!!

What do you mean she doesn't have a booty?

jess-simpson.jpg

Seems fine to me...

Uhhhhhhhhhh, that's Kylie Minogue :-\........don't get me started on her!!!!

Ooh La La ;D!!!!

Kylie Minogue? Where do you get that?

Well if it's not her then it's her freakin Clone, but that's Kylie.....I know Kylie when I see her :)!!!

Are U serious? That's not Kylie Minogue..LOL..That's Jessica Simpson...
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Guest LdySphynx

Yeah ok, don't try ur Jedi Mind tricks with me buddy ::).

Im Dark Side allllllllllllllllllllll the way.

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Guest LdySphynx

Yeah ok, don't try ur Jedi Mind tricks with me buddy ::).

Im Dark Side allllllllllllllllllllll the way.

Click on the link below...You have to be kidding me right? YOu actually think that's Kylie Minogue? LOL

http://www.djmick.co.uk/gallery2/jessica_simpson.htm

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah whoever posted that pic is a MORON!!!!!!

Follow me:

jessicasimpson02.jpgBROWN EYES, SIZE D Tits

jess-simpson.jpgBLUE EYES, SIZE A maybe a Small B

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Guest LeVeL

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah whoever posted that pic is a MORON!!!!!!

Follow me:

jessicasimpson02.jpgBROWN EYES

jess-simpson.jpgBLUE EYES

Dammmmmmmmmm all this time I was think this was Jessica Simpson :P

Britney-Spears-Rolling-Stone-October-001-big.jpg

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