Guest web_norah Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 An ad showed up on Craiglist yesterday that promises to make one of our dreams come true. Attention 2005 College Grads! Do you have: - A nose for the news? - College newspaper or internship experience? - A degree in Journalism, English or History? - Enthusiasm and willingness to learn Fair & Balanced journalism? If yes, then come work for the #1 news channel in America’s website, FOXNEWS.COM. Send resumes to resumes@foxnews.com.Our dream is not to work for FoxNews.com, naturally. Our dream is to discover exactly how many eyes of newt and toes of frog go into the witch’s brew that is Fair & Balanced journalism. (Incidentally, we love that “Fair & Balanced†is capped and ampersand’ed, acknowledging that it’s a specific brand and not simply two descriptive adjectives.) Do all stories get a top-edit by the RNC? Must adjectives be plucked from a special DeLay’s Thesaurus?If you apply for this job, and if you get it, we’d love love love clandestine reports of the “learn Fair & Balanced journalism†process.That is, if they allow you to communicate with the outside world while undergoing reeducation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest klubveteran Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 liberals need not apply. i love fox news. fair and balanced ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewFoundLive Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 What I do to really get whats going on with the world is that I watch FOX news on MUTE while i listen to NPR on the radio - ;DThey kinda balance eachother out, you guys should try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintjohn Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 They're all imitating Garrison Keillor's mic technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest web_norah Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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