Guest Eddy Guerra Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.Crying is blackmail.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them some insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djqba Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dj_release Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 I am in shape. Round is a shape.LOL I saw a fat kid wearing a shirt with this written on it... ;Dgood read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest durrtylexx Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.ha ha ha ha werd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ClubDiva05 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Nice ;D!!!!Now, where are the "REAL RULES"?? : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Barbarino Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 e·ter·ni·ty Audio pronunciation of "eternity" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-tûrn-t)n. pl. e·ter·ni·ties 1. Time without beginning or end; infinite time. 2. The state or quality of being eternal. 3. 1. The timeless state following death. 2. The afterlife; immortality. 4. A very long or seemingly endless time: The time it takes the bitch to leave your house after you cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rhythmburn Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 good stuff... !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Classic!!! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 LOL Eddy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tiltmiami Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 LMMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Nice ;D!!!!Now, where are the "REAL RULES"?? :You just read them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Nice ;D!!!!Now' date=' where are the "REAL RULES"?? :[/quote']You just read them No no, see there is a difference between what you guys see as RULES and what we actually would take seriously . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JustBeFABOLOUS9 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 From a girls point of view 95% is pretty true... A lot of the things complain about.. in the end of the day I could imagine it could get annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 From a girls point of view 95% is pretty true... A lot of the things complain about.. in the end of the day I could imagine it could get annoyingThank You!!! A girl who understands. Eddy you're a lucky man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 From a girls point of view 95% is pretty true... A lot of the things complain about.. in the end of the day I could imagine it could get annoyingThank You!!! A girl who understands. Eddy you're a lucky man!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, no wonder.......what did you expect her to disagree ??I'll agree to anything my man says in public just to make him look good in front of his friends .Oh shit I shouldn't have said that, only us women know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 From a girls point of view 95% is pretty true... A lot of the things complain about.. in the end of the day I could imagine it could get annoyingThank You!!! A girl who understands. Eddy you're a lucky man!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, no wonder.......what did you expect her to disagree ??I'll agree to anything my man says in public just to make him look good in front of his friends .Oh shit I shouldn't have said that, only us women know that.Honestly though, most of that stuff is true. If you don't agree it's because either you're not like the typical chic (which is most likely true) or you're in denial. Especially the part about the subtle hints etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 From a girls point of view 95% is pretty true... A lot of the things complain about.. in the end of the day I could imagine it could get annoyingThank You!!! A girl who understands. Eddy you're a lucky man!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA' date=' no wonder.......what did you expect her to disagree ??I'll agree to anything my man says in public just to make him look good in front of his friends .Oh shit I shouldn't have said that, only us women know that.[/quote']Honestly though, most of that stuff is true. If you don't agree it's because either you're not like the typical chic (which is most likely true) or you're in denial.Oh I agree, I think im the only women in the world that says women are caniving(im sure i spelled it wrong) sneaky little bitches!!!!Men, don't stand a chance against us!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 Ingrid it might not make sense to you because you are not the typical chic, and you know that. you're more like a guy-chic, not a chic-chic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 Ingrid it might not make sense to you because you are not the typical chic' date=' and you know that. you're more like a guy-chic, not a chic-chic [/quote']I know I know, it's a curse I have to live with :!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
240turbo Posted October 21 Report Share Posted October 21 Ingrid it might not make sense to you because you are not the typical chic, and you know that. you're more like a guy-chic, not a chic-chic I know I know, it's a curse I have to live with :!!!It's all good though... Chicks like you make our lives easier. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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