Guest rollyp66 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Join us this week as we welcome back one of our favorite guests Donald Glaude! We will be celebrating the birthday's of 2 important members of our family, Emi Guerra & Alex Goudie, everyone knows how much we will be parting for this so come have some fun!For Table Reservations Contact Rolly @ rolandp@crobar.com. Always 21+. We can also celebrate your birthday parties, bachlorette parties, company parties, etc. Dress Code will be enforced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest soozin Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 might be bringing a posse out for this one... rolly email me yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 might be bringing a posse out for this one... rolly email me yo! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 +2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 The Patron will be flowing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Frank The Tank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fended Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 EMI VS. PATRON - the rematchIt was a close call last time, but the judges gave me the victory. (except for POD).Drink lots of water and rest before coming out. I've been training all year for this one.EG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 So you've been training for 11 days? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fended Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 So you've been training for 11 days? ;D about a year.......and you better be ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I've been brushing my teeth with bourbon for this. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 I hope you guys are ready...drink plenty of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Guide To Emi's B-Day written by the man himself1. Drink 1 gallon of water within 24 hours of Getting to Crobar2. Take an afternoon nap on Saturday3. Have a hardhat and/or football pads and a helmet on reserve in case of emergency4. Take a cab....don't drive.5. Make sure someone in your group has a cell phone....one that can text message since the club is loud. (people get lost).6. Ask the Patron Patrol for Brazilian Anti-Hangover Pills once you arrive. If you already have them in hand, take them with your first drink.7. If breaking rule/guide ..4, take 2 extra girlfriends with you. That way, someone will attempt to stay sober. And, at the very least.8. Bring a condom. Many people get lucky in these types of parties.9. Don't eat anything thats chunky and/or meaty prior to going out. Pasta is a good recommendation, meat is not....unless its eaten after the party.10. Be prepared to inhale, take in, swallow and absorb tons of alcohol within a short period of time. Practicing your breathing techniques is highly recommended.11. B somewhat on time. Midnight the latest. Shit happens quick....and you don't want to miss anything. Crobar is located at 1445 Washington Ave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 last yr the party was outta hand 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Guide To Emi's B-Day written by the man himself> 1. Drink 1 gallon of water within 24 hours of Getting to CrobarAnd then spend the whole night in line for the bathroom?> 2. Take an afternoon nap on SaturdayWhat else do you do on a Saturday?>3. Have a hardhat and/or football pads and a helmet on reserve in case of emergencyWhat about a cup?> 4. Take a cab....don't drive.Ha ha!>5. Make sure someone in your group has a cell phone....one that can text message since the club is loud. (people get lost).How did we ever survive before cell phones?>6. Ask the Patron Patrol for Brazilian Anti-Hangover Pills once you arrive. If you already have them in hand, take them with your first drink.Now I'm scared.>7. If breaking rule/guide ..4, take 2 extra girlfriends with you. That way, someone will attempt to stay sober. And, at the very least.Always good to have extra girlfriends!> 8. Bring a condom. Many people get lucky in these types of parties.Um, I always get lucky and I never need a condom.>9. Don't eat anything thats chunky and/or meaty prior to going out. Pasta is a good recommendation, meat is not....unless its eaten after the party.:X>10. Be prepared to inhale, take in, swallow and absorb tons of alcohol within a short period of time. Practicing your breathing techniques is highly recommended.Anyone ever see that Cosby routine called "Himself"? I always think of the baby scene when breathing techniques are mentioned. Hilarious.>11. B somewhat on time. Midnight the latest. Shit happens quick....and you don't want to miss anything.LOL! Is that real "on time" or Miami "on time"?> Crobar is located at 1445 Washington Ave.Where da party at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest klubveteran Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 EMI VS. PATRON - the rematchIt was a close call last time, but the judges gave me the victory. (except for POD).Drink lots of water and rest before coming out. I've been training all year for this one.EGLOL!yo Guerra, i have had the pleasure to celebrate many many of your birthdays with you and many BIG events together and pal lemme tell ya PATRON always wins! you stand Noooo chance. in fact whats the over/under on patron kicking Emi around? 130am?? ;Dhappy birthday EG-Nelson Rodriguez 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 LOL @ the guide.I'll be ready! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gmstenback Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rollyp66 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 I hipe you guys are ready!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Emi 1 Patròn 1. It turned into a steel cage match after awhile. I'm talking if you didn't know Emi, you would have thought that people were actually fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 so i take it patron won this yr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Patròn won last year. This year Emi redeemed himself in a steel cage match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hubavad3r Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALKO-HAULIC Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 DONALD GLAUDE PLAYED FUCKING GOD LIKE!!!! SICK RETARDED OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL!!!!!! GLAUDE OWNED CROBAR LAST NIGHT!!!! NUFF SAID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 what did u say steve? i didnt quite read that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swank Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 what did u say steve? i didnt quite read that lol ahhhhh hahahahaha! ROFLMAO!!!! ;DHad to turn the speakers down on my computer... I wonder if Donald was any good last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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