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Ok for those of you that knows The Legend (me)

Know that i do not have any type of MODERATION

or limits.

I need to get a girl and slow just a bit

Maybe after the Ultra Festival

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Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times.

Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber.

There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky???

Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up).

Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........

lol

Yeah, I've been there, done that

Dude I agree but the fact is Im only 23 and i stil got plenty of clubing to do

Dude, DO IT......NIGGUH!!!

If I ain't running wit ya', I'm flying right beside ya'!

lol

Who am I 2 talk? I've gotta have some bad karma coming my way. There's no way I could have gotten away w/ so much bullshit in the past smelling like a rose???

I just turned 32, but I feel 50. I think I peaked early! LOL

Hmmm... Whereas I just turned 40 and I feel 25.
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im slowing down as well. i may go out every weekend but i dont go to megaclubs much anymore.

i prefer small lounges now and poolside parties.

Bling, you barely went out to begin with.

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4 what it's worth,

I'm done w/ it. I might jump the fence and sneak out once in a blue moon, but that's rare. If my bro (Obby) is spinning somewhere @ some special event, I'll try to head out, but those days of running hard are done.

I agree on the moderation thing....

Drink too much, become a drunk

Eat too much, become a lard

Party too much, become a junkie.

Anything, in moderation is the way to go. Use your noggin!

I'm married w/ 2 kids now(4 & 1), I just look forward to surf trips. I've been doing Costa Rica twice/year(sometimes more) for the last 4 years...cause it's close, it's cheap and I know the country like the back of my hand.

ps..and if anyone gets the urge to be a low down dirty pig, CR probably is the place you wanna visit to be bad. LOL LOL LOL

PURA VIDA! LOL

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Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times.

Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber.

There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky???

Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up).

Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........

lol

Yeah, I've been there, done that

Dude I agree but the fact is Im only 23 and i stil got plenty of clubing to do

Dude, DO IT......NIGGUH!!!

If I ain't running wit ya', I'm flying right beside ya'!

lol

Who am I 2 talk? I've gotta have some bad karma coming my way. There's no way I could have gotten away w/ so much bullshit in the past smelling like a rose???

I just turned 32, but I feel 50. I think I peaked early! LOL

Hmmm... Whereas I just turned 40 and I feel 25.

Must be all that METAMUCIL....LOL

J/K.....Good for you.....Every time I catch a wave, I feel 15 again.

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Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times.

Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber.

There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky???

Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up).

Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........

lol

Yeah, I've been there, done that

Dude I agree but the fact is Im only 23 and i stil got plenty of clubing to do

Dude, DO IT......NIGGUH!!!

If I ain't running wit ya', I'm flying right beside ya'!

lol

Who am I 2 talk? I've gotta have some bad karma coming my way. There's no way I could have gotten away w/ so much bullshit in the past smelling like a rose???

I just turned 32, but I feel 50. I think I peaked early! LOL

Hmmm... Whereas I just turned 40 and I feel 25.

Must be all that METAMUCIL....LOL

J/K.....Good for you.....Every time I catch a wave, I feel 15 again.

See, *there* you go. It's all about what makes you happy. I like to mountain bike, too. But there is no reason to denigrate what others find fun.
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Guest drlogic

fair enough...........

Just sharing my own personal experience/s.

I just don't know anyone who grows up dreaming of being a "clubber"?

Clubs definitely serve their purpose, but when some imply "it's all about music maaaaaan", I just don't buy it. The music is a HUGE part of it. I STILL LOVE IT! But it's more about being "seen", dancing, drugs, looking at beautiful girls dress like hookers and dance like strippers, sex..................where was i???? LOL

It's ALL good! HIT IT LIKE YOU LIVE! LOL

Thanks for the couch time, Coach!

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can't see it here from work. gotta check it out when I get home.

i love that show. remember the show where they drink Epicac just cause they could, and they all started vomiting all over the living room?

that scene had me rolling!

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a title would help.

thats what I am trying to figure out. is this one of those jeff foxworthy "you know you spend to much time in clubs if..." type of deals? because this ref. screwed it all up!

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4 what it's worth,

I'm done w/ it. I might jump the fence and sneak out once in a blue moon, but that's rare. If my bro (Obby) is spinning somewhere @ some special event, I'll try to head out, but those days of running hard are done.

I agree on the moderation thing....

Drink too much, become a drunk

Eat too much, become a lard

Party too much, become a junkie.

Anything, in moderation is the way to go. Use your noggin!

I'm married w/ 2 kids now(4 & 1), I just look forward to surf trips. I've been doing Costa Rica twice/year(sometimes more) for the last 4 years...cause it's close, it's cheap and I know the country like the back of my hand.

ps..and if anyone gets the urge to be a low down dirty pig, CR probably is the place you wanna visit to be bad. LOL LOL LOL

PURA VIDA! LOL

Mark aka Junglesmacks, will talk about CR all day w/ you...he has told me just about everything bout CR...he lived out there for 10 years bout a year or so ago

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4 what it's worth,

I'm done w/ it. I might jump the fence and sneak out once in a blue moon, but that's rare. If my bro (Obby) is spinning somewhere @ some special event, I'll try to head out, but those days of running hard are done.

I agree on the moderation thing....

Drink too much, become a drunk

Eat too much, become a lard

Party too much, become a junkie.

Anything, in moderation is the way to go. Use your noggin!

I'm married w/ 2 kids now(4 & 1), I just look forward to surf trips. I've been doing Costa Rica twice/year(sometimes more) for the last 4 years...cause it's close, it's cheap and I know the country like the back of my hand.

ps..and if anyone gets the urge to be a low down dirty pig, CR probably is the place you wanna visit to be bad. LOL LOL LOL

PURA VIDA! LOL

Im headed down in march to CR for 4 days. Gonna get me some lefts at pavones

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do it!

I wish I were there right now!

I'll probably do Playa Grande on my next trip. Pavones is a bit of trek, but well worth it!

I was there 4 months ago. Went w/ 4 other buddies and rented a new little house in Hermosa. Nice little place, everything was brand new, but Hermosa is Hermosa......I'm bored w/ Hermosa/Jaco area. There's only so much "Beetle Bar" one man can take....LOL

CR is getting super packed though...I've seen that place grow @ record pace in the past 10 yrs. I was doing that place pre-paved roads...LOL Not fun! Night drives can be scary!

Pura Vida......

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do it!

I wish I were there right now!

I'll probably do Playa Grande on my next trip. Pavones is a bit of trek, but well worth it!

I was there 4 months ago. Went w/ 4 other buddies and rented a new little house in Hermosa. Nice little place, everything was brand new, but Hermosa is Hermosa......I'm bored w/ Hermosa/Jaco area. There's only so much "Beetle Bar" one man can take....LOL

CR is getting super packed though...I've seen that place grow @ record pace in the past 10 yrs. I was doing that place pre-paved roads...LOL Not fun! Night drives can be scary!

Pura Vida......

Beetle Bar ..... LOL .....Im ashamed to admit how many times ive been there ;D

Hermosa's good if you dont mind breaking all the boards you brought.

I caught Boca Barranca double over head last time i was there and now Im hooked on the points in CR.

I've never surfed the rock so i may opt for that instead of pavones. I need to go see the north part of the country anyway

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Ok for those of you that knows The Legend (me)

Know that i do not have any type of MODERATION

or limits.

I need to get a girl and slow just a bit

Maybe after the Ultra Festival

How do you expect to find a girl to take you seriously....

I dont know? Why do you say that

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do it!

I wish I were there right now!

I'll probably do Playa Grande on my next trip. Pavones is a bit of trek, but well worth it!

I was there 4 months ago. Went w/ 4 other buddies and rented a new little house in Hermosa. Nice little place, everything was brand new, but Hermosa is Hermosa......I'm bored w/ Hermosa/Jaco area. There's only so much "Beetle Bar" one man can take....LOL

CR is getting super packed though...I've seen that place grow @ record pace in the past 10 yrs. I was doing that place pre-paved roads...LOL Not fun! Night drives can be scary!

Pura Vida......

Beetle Bar ..... LOL .....Im ashamed to admit how many times ive been there ;D

Hermosa's good if you dont mind breaking all the boards you brought.

I caught Boca Barranca double over head last time i was there and now Im hooked on the points in CR.

I've never surfed the rock so i may opt for that instead of pavones. I need to go see the north part of the country anyway

LOL

YOU BEETLE BAR JUNKIE!!!! LOL DID YOU GET YOURSELF A T SHIRT? WHAT A DIRTY LITTLE PLACE! LOL

A group of my friends love going to Hotel Del Rey in San Jose to visit the "Blue Marlin Bar" in the Casino. They come back sporting "Blue Marlin Bar" t-shirts in Dadeland mall as if they really went on a fishing charter...You'd be surprised how many guys stop them w/ a shit eating grin on their face while they point to the t-shirt and say "holy shit, you've been to that place????".....they bust out laughing and keep walking. Words just don't do it justice....LOL .....They caught fish alright, but not quite the fish people might imagine!!! LOL These guys have been going to party in San Jose since like 1989/1990 when they were punks in highschool. I didn't get exposed to that "scene" until later in life, but words cannot explain the feeling you get when you walk into a "Blue Marlin Bar" or "Beetle Bar". Talk about flipping da' script......You eventually adjust, but your first impression is,,,,DAMN, I'M JUST A PIECE OF MEAT HERE THROWN IN W/ THE LIONS....lol lol lol

When you get home, you feel so dirty! LOL You almost instinctivley whip out a 50 dollar bill when talking to a girl and have to snap out of it........"oh yeah, I'm back in the states"....

I KNEW YOU WERE A PIG! LOL Welcome to the Scumbag Club.

pura vida, fo sho!

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4 what it's worth,

I'm done w/ it. I might jump the fence and sneak out once in a blue moon, but that's rare. If my bro (Obby) is spinning somewhere @ some special event, I'll try to head out, but those days of running hard are done.

I agree on the moderation thing....

Drink too much, become a drunk

Eat too much, become a lard

Party too much, become a junkie.

Anything, in moderation is the way to go. Use your noggin!

I'm married w/ 2 kids now(4 & 1), I just look forward to surf trips. I've been doing Costa Rica twice/year(sometimes more) for the last 4 years...cause it's close, it's cheap and I know the country like the back of my hand.

ps..and if anyone gets the urge to be a low down dirty pig, CR probably is the place you wanna visit to be bad. LOL LOL LOL

PURA VIDA! LOL

Mark aka Junglesmacks, will talk about CR all day w/ you...he has told me just about everything bout CR...he lived out there for 10 years bout a year or so ago

He just lived there? I thought he was a tico... ???

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im slowing down as well. i may go out every weekend but i dont go to megaclubs much anymore.

i prefer small lounges now and poolside parties.

Bling, you barely went out to begin with.

hahahahaha. hey pod BLING is a legend ::)

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Looks like you've been down that dirt road one too many times.

Been there, done that. Life goes on. You're not gonna be a 40 yr. old clubber.

There's more to life than rolling buckets and making out w/ scanks who for all you know, just finished swallowing someone elses nutt in the parking lot after squatting to piss in an alley while she took bumps of booch from her pinky???

Enjoy it and move on. Clubbing isn't the"meaning of life". It's great. It's fun. It get's old. Once you reach that point, you move on or remain in denial that the crowds keep getting younger and younger(ie...it's time to wake up).

Those days of being torn out of your frame, eating 4 beans, drinking 1/2 bottle of 12 yr. old scotch, snorting 2 goobers, then chasing that w/ 1 1/2 viagras and having the best sex of your life,,,crawling back home at noon the next day, sleeping 'till 7 pm, waking up all "ate up", smoking a "dac" while taking a shit and realizing your 10 lbs of dangling fury feels like it got it's ass kicked,,,,,,,,,you then struggle to remember the name of the slut who gave you her snatch after knowing you for just a couple hours, then you question whether or not the rubber broke, was she a callgirl? Did I eat hooker-muff? All while you ponder if last night guarantees you a seat in hell..........

lol

Yeah, I've been there, done that

that post is excellent!! :D

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