ohrichy Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 I have to take a piss test in like two or three weeks.I'm not a druggie but I've been known to burn a few tree's.Is there something I can buy to clean up my system?Also how long do I have to stay away from smoking before the tests?Is two or three weeks long enough?Help!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raverdoll Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 try to stay away as of now... and go to a head shop and buy body flush or vale's. follow the instructions and you should be fine. you should try for the one that is already mixed... if anything it will bring in an "inconclusive" result... and buy you some time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohrichy Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 Thanks Ravedoll, I'm gonna be in a pissy mood(no pun inteneded)for the next three weeks..aaargh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raverdoll Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 no doubt about that! lol!!!i took the vale's and it came out inconclusive... b/c i'm too skinny (weigh 95 lbs) so i guess my body doesn't digest well... i couldn't wait for the other test b4 i started to party again, so i got one of my straight edge friends to pee in a container for me and i smuggled it into the next test. worked like a charm!but i do know that it works much better on pot than on harder stuff like coke and EEEE... so i'm sure you'll be ok. let us know how it goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubmanxtc Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT I REALLY DONT SMOKE AND RECENTLY FOR SCHOOL ONE OF THE TEACHERS THOUGHT I WAS HIGH AND HAD TO TAKE A PEE TEST. I SMOKED LIKE 4 DAYS BEFORE THAT, BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I SMOKED IN A MONTH. ANYWAY I STILL PASSED. SO DONT SMOKE FROM NOW UNTIL THEN AND U WILL BE STRAIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-tarded Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 THC is a fat soluble chemical. Which means its stored in the fat cells of your body. THC can be detected upto 45 days. Depending on your employer and how uptight they are, having a friend pee for you wont work. After you take a urine test, they stick a thermometer in the cup to check for tempature. There are ways around this but I dont know if you really want to go through all that trouble. There are a few sites on the net that claim to be able to help with passing drug tests. The biggest one is www.passyourdrugtest.com . They have some useful information. I also think there may be some other threads in this forum on passing your test.------------------~*P*L*U*R*~ Four Simple Words To Live By.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roryflannery Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 hey dont worry. just go to the nearest gnc nutrition store and ask the guy/girl working to show you the body fluid cleaning items. they'll know what your talking about and hook you up. peace and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utopian77 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Listen, In all honesty Pot stays in MOST people's systems for thirty days. What you need to do is to stop smoking pot and jack up your metabolism. Drink a LOT of water every day. Drink coffee too. You can go to GNC and ask someone working there and they will give you some teas/pills which will help clean out your system. The most important thing to do though is follows. The night before the test drink as much water as you physically can. I'm serious - I'm talking over a gallon if you can do it. Then when you wake up piss and drink more. As much as you can! 90% of tests don't check for the level of water in your urine. The goal here is to dilute your piss as much as possible. That combined with some body cleansing regime from GNC combined with you not smoking pot till then should be enough. However, keep in mind that two or three weeks is NOT enough time for your body to clean itself out so you better do something else. Good luck!!! (I just went through this a couple of weeks ago and passed so it's not impossible)------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 dillute it a lot, it depends on how good the test is though------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtcvitality Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Drink lotsa water, lotsa cranberry juice, and take a buncha vitamin B2. You'll be pissin like mad but it works great. Weed is the only drug that really stays in your system longer than a week. Most rolls are out in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 SURE FIRE WAY TO PASS...this may sound stupid and some may not agree, but i passed a test the day after i smoked:1. drink a cup of milk to coat your stomach.2.drink a cup of vinegar to flush it all out.3.drink water and only water for the next few days, or until your test.I know it sounds nasty, but it worked for me and some friends.Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sully573 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Drink lots of cranberry juice and green tea. THey clean your system. Also, this has been known to work: THe night before, dip your hand in clorox bleach. the next morning do not let your hand come into contact with water. WHen you take your test, pee over your hand, and it should come out clean> I know that sounds disgusting, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Good Luck! ------------------~The poor long for Riches,The rich long for Heaven,But the wise desire Tranquility.~*"The only good is knowledge. The only evil is ignorance."* Socrates*Love always starts with a kiss, and ends with a tear.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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