all4tribal1414779019 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City andkicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottlecomes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says,"Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinkingtequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequilawhenever I want, so make me pee tequila."The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican getshome, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it.He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takesa taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes anotherglass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it.It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes asip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drankand partied all night. The next night the Mexican comes homefrom work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of thecupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result isthe same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinksuntil the sun comes up.Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes homeand tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from thecupboard and we will drink Tequila."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when hefills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we needonly one glass?"Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight,Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle." Arriba!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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