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The Gunnery Sgt. Hartman Dedication Thread (NSFW)


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Post your favorite quote from the meanest drill sergeant in the history of Hollywood....

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"Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Guest slamminshaun

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit.

I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

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Guest JMT

I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!

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Guest r3nz0

The fact that he wasn't even nominated for the Academy Award's Best Supporting Actor is amazingly perplexing and proposterous.

Bogus.

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