dreamtemple Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Care of Ministry ~ Jan issue:As each year goes by it seems that a new drug takes clubland in its vice-like grip for the duration of the year. This year it was Ketamine, and the year before it was..... erm...... sorry, I can't remember because I've taken too much ketamine! So here's a sneaky preview of some of the things you might be necking in 2001:PYSERGIC WETHANE:Or 'PEW' as it is coloquially known, Pysergic Wethane is the most powerful hallucinogenic known to man, yet it is completely controllable by the user. It also offers the enhanced confidance of coke, the energy rush of ecstasy and the relaxing physiological effects of marijuana. Unfortunatly, it is only found in the urine of a specific species of gibbon and cannot be separated and extracted, leaving clubbers who wish to experience this incredible high only one option. As a result, several of the more forward-thinking clubs in Ibiza have already had pissing gibbons installed behind their bars.PROCAINE:A derivative of cocaine, this pale blue powder is snorted and automatically diminishes the user's power to make decisions. Hardcore users will go off on long 'procrastination binges'. "It was mad," says Billy, a frequent user. "I did a few lines last Saturday night, went to a Tesco Express, and by the time I decided that I wanted a Lion bar, it was Monday lunchtime and I was late for work.NIAGRA:The female equivilant of Viagra, encouraging a heightened level of moisture in the gusset area. At this early stage, potency levels in Niagra pills are hard to control, meaning the user could end up with anything from a gently foaming bearded clam to a full-on cascading ankle-soaking quim-river or knicker-dissolving fur hydrant. ------------------Stay Twisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djscotphreak Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Too funny...is it 5 o' clock yet???------------------Yellow Label...come back!!!Ttokkyo burns!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillDaThrill Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 uh what year is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~surreal~ Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LOL...PYSERGIC WETHANE, eh? Hmmm, what the heck I drink L.A.'s finest water, why not monkey piss?? ------------------ quack...quack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtemple Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Fine then, let's change it to "Drugs for 2002" shall we? sorry. ------------------Top DJ line-ups, do not necessarily, a good party make.Stay tuned,Stay shiny,Stay twisted (C.o.t.U.C.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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