all4tribal1414779019 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 What every driver in Miami should know:1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Miami driver avoids using them.2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distancebetween you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled in by someone else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance youhave of getting hit.4. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No expects it and it will result in your being rear-ended5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensivebodywork, especially with CANADA, NY or MICHIGAN plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensurethat your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's agood way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable during rush hour.9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a driver flashing his high beams behind you can go faster in your spot.10. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. Florida is thehome of high-speed slalom-driving thanks to the Department ofPublic Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers'reflexes and keep them alert.12. It is tradition to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it isimportant for you to exit your vehicle through the windshieldright away. Wearing your seat-belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.14. Remember that the goal of every Miami driver is to getahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.15. In Miami, 'flipping the bird' is considered a polite salute. Thisgesture should always be returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seb Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 What every driver in Miami should know:1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Miami driver avoids using them.the golden rule in Miami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 4. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No expects it and it will result in your being rear-endedThat'll be me behind you. Keep the line moving granpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeVeL Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 very funny but I think this style of driving is known to be done in the Broward and Palm Beach Counties. I guess Miami is rubbing off on them..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all4tribal1414779019 Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 very funny but I think this style of driving is known to be done in the Broward and Palm Beach Counties. I guess Miami is rubbing off on them..loltrue example of how miami's think when they drive...it's never their fault but someone elses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFired Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 what's the point of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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