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Naughty Joke Of The Day


A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when

her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot

was really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to

break them up, to no avail.

A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rots butt,

and the action immediately stopped.

The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" she


The little boy said, "That's my dog! He can dish it out, but he

can't take it!"


Naughty Joke Of The Day


A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English

Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there

was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by

causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing

hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They

embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the

excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered,

"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used

their arms."



[This message has been edited by rachel1997 (edited 01-08-2001).]

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