rachel1997 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================On Fred's 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hallin the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. Shethe proceeded to strip him of his pants and skiveys. She sat down onthe bed with him and grasped his withered shlong and held him for anhour. She did this routine of undressing him and holding his dick foran hour, every morning of his birthday. On Fred's 93 birthdayshe proceeded to disrobe him when he told her to stop."What do you mean you don't want me to do it any more", she said baffled by hisactions."I just don't want you to hold me anymore", replied Fred."Why, is there someone else"?"Actualy there is," Fred shamefully admitted."Well what does she have that I don't have"?"Parkinsons", replied Fred. Q. What did the hillbilly virgin say to her partner after her first orgasm?A. "Get off dad! You're crushing my Camels!"- Anonymous------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out? ------------------------A man is at the dentist's for a check-up. As the dentist leans over, he asks, "Well, so you had oral sex this morning?" "How did you know?" asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at his dentist's perception. "Was it the smell on my breath?" "No" says the dentist. "Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?" asks the man. "No" says the dentist. "Well, what then? How did you know?" asks the man, losing patience. The dentist says "There's a little bit of shit on the end of your nose." ----------------------------Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, "We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday." Jon says, "Why not Thursday?" The boss says, "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel." ------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 *******The Top Ten Men!!********1. The Doctor because he says,"Take offyour clothes"2. The Dentist because he says,"OpenWide"3. The hairdresser because he says,"Doyou want it teased or blown"4. The Milkman because he says,"Do youwant it in front or in back?"5. The Interior Decorator because hesays,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it"6. The Banker because he says,"If youtake it out to soon, you'll lose interest"7. The Police Officer because hesays,"Spread 'em "8. The Mailman because he always delivershis package.9. The Pilot because he takes off fastand then slows down.10. The Hunter because he always goesdeep in the bush, shoots twice------------------ "follow your personal legend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 OG I LOVE THESE JOKES------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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