morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Young Scorpio Male, Mid 20sAt 6 feet 2 inches, 190lbs, blue eyes dark blonde, just your horny little scorpio.I start the bidding at one kiss on the cheek, e-bay style. winner gets dinner date, my treat, and a happy hour date, winners' treat. you can bid with whatever tickles your fancy. for the more discreet ladies, i also accept PM bids. Should the winner prefer discretion, no more than 3 clues shall be provided for board entertainment.<grin>morph_ ------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church[This message has been edited by morpheus_ (edited 01-22-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Well hell! If youre as good as that post makes you out to be...Ill go all the way to kissin your ass! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 darn kittie, you seem to be the only one interested.. auction closes at midnight and you may be the lucky winner (damn, i'm going for cheap)morph_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Cheap??? BITCH Ill give you cheap!I hear bitch slaps dont run to high now-a-days......as always...w/ xoxokAt ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 did you get my sad attempt of a PM where i tried to put a link to my picture but screwed up big time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Ah Morpheus I wouldn't even bother with her. I think that she's all talk. I don't think she could handle or please you or almost any passionate guy.Word on the stret is that despite a few bizarre tricks and techniques this Kittie is definitely de-clawed in bed. Lots of parlor ticks but no passion, no connection, no je ne sais quoi. MAybe its just her youth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by mrdick:Ah Morpheus I wouldn't even bother with her. I think that she's all talk. I don't think she could handle or please you or almost any passionate guy.Word on the stret is that despite a few bizarre tricks and techniques this Kittie is definitely de-clawed in bed. Lots of parlor ticks but no passion, no connection, no je ne sais quoi. MAybe its just her youth? I hope this is a joke because Im already quite aware that I have more sexual experience in and out of the bed then you do! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Lots of expeience doing things the wrong way just makes you really good at doing it the wrong way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by mrdick:Lots of expeience doing things the wrong way just makes you really good at doing it the wrong way Just because you write with eloquence at times does not mean your good at the actual act. I do recall a persoanl message which I wont get into on the board to save you some face.Theres nothing wrong with the way I perform. If you havent sampled it then dont bash it! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Morph .. hehhe.. . .. i bid... one hersheys kiss.. =Pto be placed on any body part, (to be designated by you).. and gently warmed by a "hot syrup" of sorts..... just hot enough to partially melt the chocolate all over the above mentioned body part ..Then we figure out how to clean up the mess )hehe.. whoa... im in RAREEEEEEE form 2day =)------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Ah Kittie I never claimed I was the most experienced guy in the wrold. Quite the opposite. I just like to have fun, learn new things, and make people happy. SO feel free to share - I have nothin' to hide. There's a certain cocky little kitty cat on the other hand that claims that she's a pretty cool kitten! I don't raise no expecations so I acn't disapoint but I can't be blamed if I've been hearing that this supposedly feral feline doesn't live up to her billing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by mrdick:Ah Kittie I never claimed I was the most experienced guy in the wrold. Quite the opposite. I just like to have fun, learn new things, and make people happy. SO feel free to share - I have nothin' to hide. There's a certain cocky little kitty cat on the other hand that claims that she's a pretty cool kitten! I don't raise no expecations so I acn't disapoint but I can't be blamed if I've been hearing that this supposedly feral feline doesn't live up to her billing.No body on the board has even tried me nor will they. So I gues you have been hearing wrong! How can I raise expectations when I wont go to anyone from this damn board? Please.....next in line.------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Never said I heard from this board - I got other sources, other friends in NYC. It was just a funny coincidence that one of them knew a few people that knew you sorta thing And what? You too good for this board now? Its one thing not to meet on the board but if you happened to meet a nice guy and liked him you'd walk away the moment you found out that he posted here?Kittie seems a tad grouchy this morning - choke on afurball? Somebody hit a nerve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by mrdick:Never said I heard from this board - I got other sources, other friends in NYC. It was just a funny coincidence that one of them knew a few people that knew you sorta thing And what? You too good for this board now? Its one thing not to meet on the board but if you happened to meet a nice guy and liked him you'd walk away the moment you found out that he posted here?Kittie seems a tad grouchy this morning - choke on afurball? Somebody hit a nerve?Okay if youre gonna open your mouth and say that someone knows me and it appaently popping shit then you should be ready to tell me "who" this person is. I havent had any from anyone in anyway n a long time. And excuse me if I choose not to give it up to people on the board. Noone here turns me on. Thats all Im saying. Never said I wouldnt date soemone from the board.Youre fiddling with the wrong bitch! You dont know me and dont know ow to accept my humor. Youre basically putting me down and challenging me by bringing someone else into this who I have a strong feeling doesnt exist. I havent gotten involved with anyone from this board to the level where they would be special enough to try me. So mind your own becase now YOU are making it personal! ------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Hey Kittie Okay, okay I am totally fucking with you. You kinda messed with me sending me on a rant on the other thread so I'm just returning the favore - perhaps a little more over-the-top than you For the Record:I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE THAT KNOWS KITTY OR HAS HEARD ABOUT KITTY. I WAS TALKING TOTAL SHIT TO GET A RISE OUT OF MISSKITTIE!I just saw how you loved to get into it on the drama board a few times and how no one really gave you any competition. I just thought it would be fun to liven up the morning by going a few rounds to limber up. My apologies if this upset you - I was taking a chance and making an assumption based on your other post that you wouldn't be too pissed when I said "Psyche!!" If I was wrong - sorry, my bad.From my point of view it was fun. You are definitely not declawed!! wow!! You fight tough and I got the sense that if I didn't stop now things were gonna get real ugly real fast for MrDick Not that I don't like it rough mind you - just that we gotta save something for later, right MrDick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by imnikki:Morph .. hehhe.. . .. i bid... one hersheys kiss.. =Pto be placed on any body part, (to be designated by you).. and gently warmed by a "hot syrup" of sorts..... just hot enough to partially melt the chocolate all over the above mentioned body part ..Then we figure out how to clean up the mess )hehe.. whoa... im in RAREEEEEEE form 2day =)aaaand we have a current high bid.. anyone else? <grin>morph_ ------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 kitty and dick, take that shit elsewhere, this is a respectable auction house.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Sorry Morpheus. My bad. All my fault I think I ate something weird in my cereal. Was just funnin'.We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 i think i will just place the bid for the sake of doing it.... allthough i seen his pic, and he is quite the lil hottie.. i would like Nikki to join me in my bidding, and we can discuss something together? XOXOXOXO MWWWWAHZWe can win this together!!! hahahahahahahaha------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by morpheus_:kitty and dick, take that shit elsewhere, this is a respectable auction house..lol isn't this funny.. pussy and dick.. LMFAOsorry guys, just couldn't help the drama alone your NAMES create, let alone your conversation..morph_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by LikmyLipz:i think i will just place the bid for the sake of doing it.... allthough i seen his pic, and he is quite the lil hottie.. i would like Nikki to join me in my bidding, and we can discuss something together? XOXOXOXO MWWWWAHZWe can win this together!!! hahahahahahahahaerr.. you gotta post what you bid with.. hershey's kisses, coconuts, martinis, large stone wheels morph_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnikki Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 WELL WELL WELL a double big.. lipz.. do you dare suggest we join forces?.. That would be scary gerl... .. and i have no doubt that we would win in every situation thinkable. =)How about for now.. I work w/ chocolate hershey kisses, and you take the " hershey hugs".. (white choc).. .. I take the dark, you take the light.. since we dont get confused.. .. now.. once in a while.. the brown chocolate and the white chocolate may overlap.. and then well.. uhmm.. hehe.. we get to have sum fun 2gether! .. WoHoOo... well.anyway we work 2gether in unison to acheive the final goal.. which once again .. is "to clean up the mess".. .. oh.. a new rule.. "No hands alloweD"..Morph.. Sound like a do-able bid?------------------"I'm gone, you ain't worth tha tearsYou lost tha best thing you ever had in ya life..a waste of my years" "ouT 4 doL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Nikki I luv u lol------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If "we" read the post...bidding closed at midnight the ngiht he posted this. So..................I WON! neener neener neener!Okay morph...when u takin me out??? Hmm?? You have to schedule...Im always changing plans.------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 as much as the hershey's choco-fest appeals to me, kittie has a point. i DID say that the auction was closing at midnight that day, so all bids datestamped later than that are no good. (technically, that is.. the idea is still an appealing one )well kittie, you tell me when a good time for you is in the next few days and i'll arrange for dining reservations i always keep my promises..morph_ ------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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