all4tribal1414779019 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3. Are n't you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!5. Are You Andy or Barney?6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?8. I pay your salary!9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xmuzik Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 simply awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michael^heaven Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )Actually, almost true. The open container law was passed there only a few years ago.12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" My favorite^!! rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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