b-side Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 After finding another post on Horoscopes,I decided to dig into my vault and dust off a little info ...for all you (Alien) Sex FiendsSubject: Sex, astrologically speaking... >Aries > The Ram is more of a tiger where sex is concerned, and like many another sleek animal, loves the hunt, that steady pursuit of the ultimate prize. Aries is a physical and fearless lover and is blessed with the stamina to go all night long. They are not afraid to experiment sexually in their quest for pleasure, which means an open-minded lover is a must. The Mile-High Club must have been invented for these folks! Safe to say that Aries' lover must be able to satisfy, or the Ram will move on. The dominant sexual partner will likely be the Ram, and while eroticism is important, a mental connection is also favored by this sign. As if Arians weren't demanding enough, they also want to be made to feel secure in a sexual relationship, lest jealousy rear its ugly head. > Taurus > Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night along. The Energizer Bunny of the zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus' beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind. > Gemini > Describing the Twins as mercurial is right on the money, since Gemini is ruled by the Planet Mercury. Moving, restless, seeking, learning -- Gemini is constant motion, a torrent of wind which is in keeping with this sign's element of Air. The Twins are highly intellectual and won't hesitate to play mind games with a lover, mere child's play to them. They are also great communicators, so get ready to hear everything from pithy remarks to impassioned pleas. Inventive, quick-witted and fun, the Twins will jump around from one lover to the next until they find one which is almost as smart as they are and able to keep up in this high-spirited race. The reward for those who can lasso a Gemini is a free-spirited lover who shines at parties but is also a devil in the bedroom. Many Geminis are also ambidextrous...ooh. > Cancer > Like the rest of their life, a sexual encounter with Cancer is much like a slow dance, but if you've got the right moves, you can take the Crab to a torrid tango. Ole! The emotional firepower that can be aroused within Cancer usually manifests itself as a series of wonderful fantasies and less as sexual acrobatics. Either way, it's pure pleasure for both partners. The Crab is also quite intuitive and can generally sense what their lover wants, which makes an encounter between the sheets a finely-tuned union. Cancer's feminine side is often on display in the bedroom, which means the Crab enjoys being made love to. The good news is that the Crab is a very receptive student! With the Crab, sex often equals love and its nurturing aspects (such as home and hearth), so anyone who can appeal to this sign's deep need for security is likely to unleash a volcanic eruption of sensual treats. Being a Water sign, Cancerians are quite fond of sex on the beach or in the sea. > Leo > As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to, slow, steady love, they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched. > Virgo > So often, the sizzle in sex is in the details, and Virgo is a master of minute. The lover as perfectionist is Virgo personified, someone who will see to it that the little things are never overlooked. The Virgin finishes what it starts in the bedroom, and this cozy chamber is likely to be a dreamy den done with discriminating taste. The servant in Virgo is only more than happy to be everything their lover desires; if that lover can bring out Virgo's sensual self, the reward will be a most liberated lover. A cool exterior tends to mask Virgo's wild side, often a fantasy world filled with erotica safely under wraps. The lover who can reach these sexual treats is lucky, indeed. > Libra > Sex is often mental for Air signs, and Libra is no exception. These great communicators are possessed of a strong intellect, and these mental fireworks often manifest themselves in the thorough exploration of a lover. Only the brave need apply! Since the Scales like to be in balance, though, they are often thinking of what both partners want. A marked distaste for confrontation can sometimes be perceived as disinterest on Libra's part, but it's more often just a deep-down desire to please. Libras love foreplay and plenty of talk leading to some hot action. If this is all achieved in the right, luxurious setting, watch out! Scales which are swathed in riches are a pleasure to behold. Libra loves the thought of a gifted and attractive partner, since they feel their partner is receiving just that. Safe to say that a little erotica goes a long way with the Scales, since these folks can be oh-so-playful with their toys. > Scorpio > Ruling the House of Sex can either be a blessing or a curse, and a lot depends on how the wily Scorpion deals with this erotic burden. Those mystical and magical creatures born under the sign of Scorpio are quick to channel their raw energy, power and strength into an exploration of their lover's emotions and sexuality. The Scorpion is intuitive and wants to get to the bottom of things, so there's no keeping secrets from this sexy kat (although they'll surely keep a few of their own). An alluring resourcefulness and self-confidence is also evident in Scorpios, these folks being keenly attuned to what's best for them and how to get it. Anyone willing to take on the Scorpion will be engaging a cosmic power with plentiful sexual urges. The good news? A caring and devoted lover awaits. On the flip side, don't cross 'em, because those pincers can leave a heckuva welt. > Sagittarius > The Archer is a Fire sign: 'nuff said, at least where sex is concerned. The initial Sagittarian response where sex is concerned is through physicality as opposed to motion or practicality. The Archer is not shy, and like the half beast/half human that he/she represents, is quite the sexual animal. In other words, these folks are always ready! Sagittarians like to enjoy many an erotic experience, in keeping with their outgoing and sociable nature. Their great libido also lends itself best to an artistic and graceful lover, qualities they very much admire. Trying new things is also often on the Archer's mind, and when their lover says sex on the beach, they best not be referring to a fruity drink. The Sagittarian's thirst for knowledge is often quenched through straight talk in bed, a way to combine two of their favorite pleasures. Sagittarians can also grow to worship a worthy lover, a fitting response to this holiest of acts. > Capricorn > Behind that cool Capricorn exterior lies a white-hot interior waiting to be discovered by a worthy lover. Splendor beneath the sheets is likely to be a straightahead affair for the Sea Goat, since this practical, earthy sort doesn't need anything flashy or fancy to get aroused. The arousal here is from being happily in love, since love and sex do go hand in hand for Capricorn. The Sea Goat is a persistent, passionate and loyal lover, so whoever is on the receiving end is in for a guaranteed good time. While Capricorns abhor being dependent on their lover, they would certainly like to be nurtured by them and exposed to new levels of delight. There is no doubting that the frisky Sea Goat can explode with an understanding, strong and libidinous partner. > Aquarius > As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out! Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body and which is more important is also with the Water Bearer, so a lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free. > Pisces > Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two. As for the sexiest kind of play, it's in the water for the wet and wild Fish. ------------------Peace & Blessings,B-SIDE"The DJ From Another Planet"™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I RULE THE HOUSE OF SEX!!!! Yeah!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salaar Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 <~~~~~~~Virgo in da HOUSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Grrr makes me unhappy to say i'm a Cancer.. LoL oh welllll.. gotta go find me sum luvinnnnnnn.. hahahahaha jk------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 May I add a "snigglet" here?Gotta find a word to describe eating out a totally shaven pussy and STILL getting a hair in your mouth.wtf? ------------------aim: djmikedrDJmikeDR@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by apotheosis:May I add a "snigglet" here?Gotta find a word to describe eating out a totally shaven pussy and STILL getting a hair in your mouth.wtf? mysteriouspubis...magicuspubicus...------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 i'm a scorpioa pretty horny one, too..in a new thread, i will auction myself off to the highest bidder..morph_------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Pisces here... foolin around a sagittarius these days... I beleive we do make a nice combination...------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyskribz57 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Aquarian here, according to the horoscope, I' a wild ride. I'm still looking for someone to ride with.-Scott------------------- ThErE aRE sEvErAl gOOd PrOtEcTiOnS aGaInSt TEmPtAtIoN, bUt ThE MoSt PoPuLaR Is CoWaRdIcE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_licious Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 <~~~~ SCORPIO!! And a damn horney one too! lol ------------------AIM: DeeLicious8PEven if we never talk again after tonight, please remember that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you meant to me.The future is uncertain, but the end is always near- Jim MorrisonLong you live and high you fly, smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry, all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 Scorpios are such conceited Freaks!!! .....But, WE do reserve that right ....------------------Peace & Blessings,B-SIDE"The DJ From Another Planet"™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 DAYUM!! I need to be getting me a scorpio ~~Taking applications here....------------------ - "If I coulD ReACh up And hOLd a STar fOr eVEry TimE You'vE MAdE ME smiLe, tHE enTire evENinG sKy woUld bE in The pALm of My hAnd" - UnkNoWn - Myrlin's ho! Direct all inquiries to his attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 What R U talking about Lipz???"Anyone who can appeal to this sign's deep need for security is likely to unleash a volcanic eruption of sensual treats"I like treats.. and I know you don't give them out often... so it will be special.A Special Treat! ------------------Peace & Blessings,B-SIDE"The DJ From Another Planet"™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorettony Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by cmb1975:I RULE THE HOUSE OF SEX!!!! Yeah!!!!YYYEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWWWW!!! I GOT A LONG STINGER FOR THE NEXT LADY TO COME INTO MY HOUSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 I'm a Taurus------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 Why don't more people post what sign they are ???I need to know if my assumptions are correct.... Where are NIK.... Toasted.... ClubKat..... StarCapone.... & Diva...... whan you need them ?????------------------Peace & Blessings,B-SIDE"The DJ From Another Planet"™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastednut Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 yes, i am an Aries woman -- very Aries.in fact i'm trying to hunt down an Aquarius right now, i'm thinking of starting another thread for advice on that... but i might have it figured out.::fire::ps: i even had the konji character for fire/flames tattooed on my ankle to remind me of the fact that i should "just go for it." but often this ram who plays with fire gets burned. okay, just a little singed.------------------ http://liz.isfamous.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 hey these things are pretty accurate. im a scorpio and it pretty much tells it how it is. and my ex was a pisces and thats pretty acurate also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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