Indians planning next massive hotel/casino in Broward

[all4tribal1414779019]

need to start learning blackjack

[Guest pod]

Beaches shmeeches. We don't have the best beaches in the world. The best beaches in the world are in the South Pacific.

Gaming is just an insurance policy for when erosion finally takes out Miami Beach.

[Guest vegasguy25]

Vegas is so tame. The Vegas of yore people talk about is long gone. It's Disney with gaming these days.

Keep telling yourself that.

[Guest pod]

Listen, kiddo, I've been there a few times and it reeked of Midwestern-ism. It's Girls Gone Wild basically...i.e. tame. We call them "Gay for Pay", "BUG" (Bi Until Graduation) or "LUG" (Lesbian Until Graduation).

Sure you've got legal hookers just outside of the city limits, and that nifty UFO base a few miles south, but other than that, unless you gamble, there's zilch to do. I'm glad I went there on business doing what I love, otherwise I'd want my money back from not being entertained enough.

Sure is pretty out there though. Those mountains are cool, and I did like the weather.

But face it, the days of Dean, Frank, Sammy and so forth are long gone. I want that Vegas. I want Ace Rothstein running that shit.

I'm too lazy right now to reference it, but don't you bitch up a storm about the state of clubland out your way?

[Guest coach]

I would love to see Class III gaming. I'm not a gaming person, but the benefits are undeniable. We can't have a one-concept tourist economy down here. Clubs and beaches only go so far.

Um, it's worked for about 100 years. Heck, beaches alone are enough in many places. Again, I say that the problem is not the product, it is the marketing.