Marketing in a Modern World !?! (kinda funny)

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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people

often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and

say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of

your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in

bed," That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone

number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's

Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and

pour him a drink. You say, “May I," and reach up to straighten his tie

brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way,

I'm fantastic in bed," That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I

hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with

your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls

you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome

men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one

situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm

fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

[Guest Marina22]

That's hilarious, I'd like to be in Public Relations but since I'm not that direct it would be nice to have Brand Recognition. In order to compete in the current world market one could also be a multinational, when one hangs with a very diverse crew of friends.

[Guest yume]

Awesome.

[all4tribal1414779019]

haha no doubt