djmikedr Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Anyone? And I'm talking seperate, not combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Hmmm, well a few years ago a few friends and i went on holiday to this caravan park in Newquay cornwall. Quite a funny holiday and loads of stories I could share. There was 12 of us in a caravan (6 girls, 6 boys) none of us were going out with anyone.So anyway me and my mate Beth got rather... shall we say merry?, one evening. (Who am I kidding, we were pissed as anything) and decided to go on a man-hunting competition. You had to go and knock on other caravans and get hold of the fellas inside them.Sadly I got rather confused... you see Beth meant we would go in and KISS the guys, I thought she meant we would go in and FUCK the guys.So off we went in separeate directions.......Eight hours later we met up again.How'd you get on I asked "wicked, got hold of 32 guys." and I'm like FUCK! How the hell did she screw 32 guys in eight hours. "How'd you do?" she asked so I told her I'd only managed 4."You only kissed 4 guys in 8 hours?"and then I realised my mistake.............so yes. I've managed that one thanx. Will never live down the shame of one of the guys turning up at my caravan two hours later holding my bra "I think this belongs to you". I don't think my mates have ever laughed so hard in their lives. Whereas I had to avoid the eye of most of the people on the caravan sight, unsurprisingly, the story did the rounds pretty dam fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I would love to take you up on this offer, but sadly I know for a fact that someone else has smashed this record who posts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 you are incredable ! u sound like a fun girl !! i bet you can have sex with me 4 times in one day !!!!!! wanna try ??------------------Your ad here !contact joeydollaz@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by pendragon:I would love to take you up on this offer, but sadly I know for a fact that someone else has smashed this record who posts on here.someone beat you?! well whoever this is, step foward please and share your merry tale... but pendragon... whether or not someone beat you, you still have my applause... ------------------ we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 GOD DAMMM pendragon.I tip my cup of tea to you.Shit if no one beats that I'll buy you a drink next time we out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 He he! Thanx people!!! I'll try and get the person I know has beat me to put up her story cause it's a classic! But in the meantime, there must be someone whose beat this? While on holiday or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Shit, well Dreamtemple's on her hols at the mo, but she give me permission to post her little tale for the amusement of the board. I know it amused me loads!Last summer me, Dream and some of our pals went on holiday to sunny Corfu. (It's was a lovely holiday) We were staying in a wicked hotel and no one bothered to lock their doors at night, it was a really friendly community. But anyway,one night we were clubbing as usual but Dream was feeling a tad sick, so she deicded to go back to bed and see if she could recover, we asked if she wanted us to go with her and she was like "no, I'm fine, have fun" and off she went....we didn't find her for about 10 hours after that................Eventually, just as we were becoming really fucking worried that she might have been murdered or something she turned back up again but with this horrible red mark around her wrists. So we asked her where the fuck she'd been and she came out with this:"I got home and crawled into bed and fell asleep. Next thing I know I'm woken up by this voice in the room. I open my eyes and there's these guys there I've never met before. Turns out I got the wrong room." So she had a nice threesome.Then she decided to go for a walk on the beach = some oher bloke.Felt a bit better so decided to go and lie by the pool (quite why she wanted to lie by the pool for we don't know, it was about 4 in the morning at the time) = another guyOn her way back to our room she decided to go and appologise to the guy whose room she fell asleep in. And when she walked in there was some other guy there. So she had him too. And while they were at it he handcuffed her to the bed. (she likes stuff like that, hence marks on wrists). Poor girl didn't half have a night of it. She only went out for some air and managed to get hold of five guys. Lucky bitch. So you see Dream beat my record, and in the best possible fashion.And she got a standing applause when we went down to the pool the next day!!!! But I'm still positive someones, done better than this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 for some reason i find the first story easier to believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwme Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 sounds like someone is making shit up here------------------Put the CD in... The Music will do the rest.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 i dunno the first was pretty good, but the second? I don't doubt its possible...but why? why would you want to walk around and fuck all those men in one night? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 hmmmmm... to those who sound confused.. check out the "dreamtemple talks back" post... it answered a few of my questions... ------------------the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by cmb1975:i dunno the first was pretty good, but the second? I don't doubt its possible...but why? why would you want to walk around and fuck all those men in one night? hahahha sweetie its the "hi i think if men fuck me they will like me" syndrome...lol have a nicccccccce day------------------ ~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipze-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by LikmyLipz: hahahha sweetie its the "hi i think if men fuck me they will like me" syndrome...lol have a nicccccccce dayAHA!!! Good point...kinda dangerous though...------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by apotheosis Anyone? And I'm talking seperate, not combined. If I would, which I would never even think about it, I would make sure to wipe myself down with a baby wipe in between sessions.... Girls hate the smell of other pussy.... Or sO I heard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by rachel1997 bump jesus that shit is old... why the bump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 It isn't for me but good luck on your quest .................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 21 Author Report Share Posted June 21 Originally posted by djmoonshine jesus that shit is old... why the bump? maybe cause compared to then the sex board sucks now.(and not even in the good way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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