bobadrinker Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 *He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. *He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.*He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.*He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLEREGRESSION.*He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.*He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He> becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.*He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He hasSWINE EMPATHY.*He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.*He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops> a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 Originally posted by tequiza:He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.LMAO!!!!!! I love that one!!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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