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Somewhat disturbing anti-male jokes (from a forward)......


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Kinda creepy... almost as bad as that donkey-punching deal. >O.O<

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the end of a man's penis?

A. His body.

Q. What should you do if you see your ex rolling around in pain on the ground?

A. Shoot him again.

Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?

A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q. Why do men name their dicks?

A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.

Here's the girl that wrote them:



The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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