bobadrinker Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 *She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN*She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.*She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.*She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.*She has not BEEN AROUND - She is PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED*She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITYIMPAIRED. *She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets> CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.*She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.*She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.*She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.*She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.*She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS. She> is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.*She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOWCOST PROVIDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 she is not WET: she is penitrationally ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 "Horizontally accessible" GOOD ONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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