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easy

<grin>

Dirk Diggler

awight awight, a better one:

Carl Cox

hehehe

how about Richard Horsedick

my friends call me "Big" Dick Horsedick

Francis Ulysees Christopher Kensington

or Mr FUCK for short -- only til i get a glimpse of a piece of ass though.. after that, it's back to long agin.. cwm4.gif

but my favorite:

LOOOOOOOOONG JOHN SILVAAAAH

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"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. So why is selling fucking not legal? Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst thing."

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Originally posted by morpheus_:

easy

<grin>

Dirk Diggler

awight awight, a better one:

Carl Cox

hehehe

how about Richard Horsedick

my friends call me "Big" Dick Horsedick

Francis Ulysees Christopher Kensington

or Mr FUCK for short -- only til i get a glimpse of a piece of ass though.. after that, it's back to long agin.. cwm4.gif

but my favorite:

LOOOOOOOOONG JOHN SILVAAAAH

morph_

LOL! morph, darling...your killing me!! i love it...i knew someone would say dirk diggler...

how about

Felicia O?

no? what about...

my favorite...Pussy Galore...

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i heard to get ur porn name u take ur middle name and the name of the street u lived on when u were born. example mark is my middle name and county line is the street i lived on when i was born so my name is

mark county line. what is urs? cwm13.gif

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Originally posted by cmb1975:

LOL! morph, darling...your killing me!! i love it...i knew someone would say dirk diggler...

how about

Felicia O?

no? what about...

my favorite...Pussy Galore...

i think there actually is a porn star named "Felecia"

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and i've always been partial to Felicity Shagwell (and to Heather Graham for that matter, anyone seen Two Girls and a Guy?)

hmm.. Mad Shagger

that would be me.. cwm24.gif

Allow myself to introduce..err..myself.. cwm27.gif the name's Shagger.. Mad Shagger

of course it could also be a female performers name.. Madeline? Madison? Mad for short..

reminds me of that old joke.. we used to have this lovely neighbor girl named Virginia.. we called her Virgin for short, but not for long cwm4.gif

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"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. So why is selling fucking not legal? Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst thing."

- George Carlin

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my mom must have had porn in mind when she named me -

cuz

there are always NIKKI's in porn..

and my full name -- Nikki-Jo.. is even more PORNesque..

actually..yu can analyze it 1 of 2 ways.. southern belle -.. or porno princess

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im not the average gerl in yer video -

and i aint built like a supermodel -

but ive learned to love myself unconditionally because i am a queen!!

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am i less of a lady if i dont wear pantyhose?? -

my momma always said a lady aint about what she wears its all about what she knows!!--

............... "ouT 4 doL"

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