sungoddess Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 I like #14! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Oh my gaawd I"M WHITE TRASH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 (sorry not sex related, but very funny!)YOU KNOW YOU'RE WHITE TRASH WHEN: 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." 6. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!" 7. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. 8. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen,start your engines." 9. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 10. The bluebook value of your truck changes depending on how much gas is in it. 11. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge' 12. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. 13. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 14. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 dont forget the pickup truck on cinder blocks in the front yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by apotheosis:dont forget the pickup truck on cinder blocks in the front yard....the same type as the truck pullin' your trailer ...you keep it for spare parts------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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