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SEXUAL HOROSCOPE

AQUARIUS WOMEN: A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with

tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and

like trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't

try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is

worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and

Aquarius.

Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water.

AQUARIUS MEN: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety

of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once

his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence.

He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants

will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and

once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles

will

get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who

doesn't like to be denied!

ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex

anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a

need for complete control, but you also fall in love with love. As a mate,

you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill -the

tickle

of a man's facial fuzz.

ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you

never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be

ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him

or you better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes

it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman

has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning

forwar!

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CANCER WOMEN: Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous

lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate

passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his

best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation.

Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind.

Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a

slave to sexual pleasure!

CANCER MEN: His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He

has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a

delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin

somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at

manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip, as it is as much

traveling to a place as it is arriving. smile.gif

CAPRICORN WOMEN: Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in

nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation, only in staying power.

Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm

and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild

contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more

than once. A scratchier and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio

and

Pisces.

CAPRICORN MEN: Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a

schemer. Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys and he expects her to be

willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon

runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream!

Erogenous zone: a massage the starts at the lower back and gently strokes

upward along the sides of his spine.

GEMINI WOMEN: Often the aggressor, you are

never embarrassed by your

behavior because you never adhere to any

standards except your own main

requirement: a lover who knows how to take

his time. You are a one woman

harem, but a partner should be aware that

in a relationship, the Gemini

woman is looking for a combination of the

spiritual and the physical, the

romantic and the practical. You want to

talk to the guy after you tumble

with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio,

Aquarians, Libra, and Aries.

Favorite gadget: the

vibrator.

GEMINI MEN: He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can

work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the

right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his

time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more

concerned

with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas

of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman

exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and

tongue lightly up his arm.

LEO WOMEN: Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo

gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed partners who have scars to

prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can

look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra,

Scorpio,

Sagittarius, and Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cutout bras

and

panties!

LEO MEN: Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to

remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable & he has

a

great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position

&

amp; oral sex is okay only when he is on the receiving end. He likes a

woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is

particularly vulnerable.

LIBRA WOMEN: Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely

feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to

be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When

approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything.

Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo,

Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks

are exposed.

LIBRA MEN: Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the

sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a

trois.

He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and

have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily

removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks,

especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!

PISCES WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things and create

the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of

eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get

torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite place:

in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, and

Pisces.

PISCES MEN: Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a

swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal,

prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair.

He likes to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give

pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.

SAGITTARIUS WOMEN: You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are tent,

camper or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the

preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon possible. Like to

tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your

man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex

mates: Leo, Libra and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of

accessories - gloves and shoes!

SAGITTARIUS MEN: Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often

comes too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the

master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be wicked

instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive affect!

Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he likes to look at a woman' calves

and thighs and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings.

SCORPIO WOMEN: Inquisitive, searching and experimental. Knows that

eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While

looking like a perfectly lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore

in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try

anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an

answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with

determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, and

Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels and

vibrators

SCORPIO MEN: A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a

master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at

nipples

or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he

prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone

is his genitalia.

TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to

you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual

approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner

breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and

receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most

likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting.

TAURUS MEN: He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his

partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy, he won't be your guide to

the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy

to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear

down

a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of

his neck.

VIRGO WOMEN: You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop

magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship

to

develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation

and enjoy a little punishment and your grace and modesty is a great turn

on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't

truly

enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer

and Aquarians.

VIRGO MEN: Too shy to make an overture arrives, you had better be prepared

for him to bring his pajamas, having equipment and toothbrush. He likes to

talk about how you like it & having talked about it, he will key in on

the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard

worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with

pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks

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Aquarian Tiger..... whose up for a couple of Ooooooooooohs?......

lol....it's funny how true some of that astrology/numerology seems...

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Cancer here too!!! It says I like to masturbate in my free time cwm6.gif uhhhhh, no.

And also...the Taurus men thing is W-R-O-N-G!!! Stamina that could wear down a glacier? Maybe a piece of ice in my freezer. Just from my personal experiences!

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Originally posted by lolly:

And also...the Taurus men thing is W-R-O-N-G!!! Stamina that could wear down a glacier? Maybe a piece of ice in my freezer. Just from my personal experiences!

or does that just mean YOUR heart is colder than a glasier?????

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