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This was a “test” from when I was in 7th grade…

If Yes, just add the points:

3 ever go out with somebody?

4 Ever been Kissed?

3 Underwater?

4 Lying Down?

3 against a pole or car?

4 In A Basement?

3 In the Dark?

4 In a Room?

5 Did it feel Good?

5 In your Pajamas?

5 In a Swimsuit?

4 Ever been told I love you?

3 Ever been on top of a boy/girl?

3 Ever get a hangover?

3 Ever got a hickey?

8 Ever give a hickey?

4 Ever go steady with a boy/girl over 18?

6 Ever been kissed below the waist?

8 Ever smoke a cigarette?

5 Ever smoke?

10 Ever smoke pot?

10 Ever get undressed in front of a boy/girl?

20 Ever got forced to go all the way?

12 Ever got the desire to go all the way?

20 Ever go all the way?

17 do you have kids?

RESULTS:

Boys:

0-3 Forgot about life

4-20 Get Help desperately

21-40 Mama’s boy

41-60 100% virgin

61-80 Slow but trying

81-120 Playboy

121-140 Stud

141-160 Pervert

161- Over Sexed Bastard

Girls:

0-3 Forgot about life

4-20 Get a Doctor

21-40 Mama’s Girl

41-60 100% Virgin

61-80 Slow but Trying

81-120 Playgirl

121-140 Slut

141-160 Bitch

161-over Calm Down Bitch

Post your scores!

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lol, no kids.. (that i know of)

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add up the rest, don't waste my time, my new date's at my door.. <wicked grin>

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Originally posted by dale77:

Do you get extra points if you've been on top of a girl AND a boy??

If you've THOUGHT about that while you WERE in 7th grade, yes, and you get double word score!

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Originally posted by dale77:

Do you get extra points if you've been on top of a girl AND a boy??

i just asked myself the same thing!

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OK...I think I may have the highest score...but I am still just a bitch!!!

I got a 156...The only thing i didn't score on was being forced to have sex (assuming that roll playing doesn't count)!!!

Oh, yeah...do you get extra points for being on top of both a girl and a boy?

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haha cmb i scored a 157 so there, hehehehe, i dont know how thats possible but whateva hehe, i think all the sex board freaks would have scored above 150 hehe, just no kids here lol that would have put over the top cwm32.gif

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the only have you can make oversexed bastard is to have kids, i think that is kinda unfair, hehe, they need to have another question, i didnt have the underwater unless showers count? thats kinda underwater, then im 160 even hehe, king of the pervs....hehe thats not such a bad title

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OH YOU MEAN IF I WAS IN THE 7TH GRADE. Well then that score will be MUCH MUCH LOWER!!!

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I admit it I am a SLUT!!! But I really think extra points should be added for being on top of a boy and a girl... and even more points if you've been on top of a boy and a girl at the same time... that would make me a BITCH!!!

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Originally posted by xxlea:

OH YOU MEAN IF I WAS IN THE 7TH GRADE. Well then that score will be MUCH MUCH LOWER!!!

LOL!!! I didn't catch that either!!! I don't think any of us did!!!

oops!

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Originally posted by apotheosis:

OK OK its MY TEST! so YOU CAN ADD the 3 extra dam points if ya been on top of both ok?!?

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