b-side Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 She says: “Lay off, I’ve got PMS.” You say: “The muscle contractions that occur during orgasm will push blood out of your pelvic region and relieve that bloated sensation. And the endorphins released will help you lighten up. Hold me.” She says: “You seem distant.” You say: “Among the hormones that get pumped into your body during sex is oxytocin, the ‘bonding hormone,’ which stimulates closeness in couples. Just think what it’ll do for our relationship! Hold me.” She says: “I’m 80 years old!” You say: “Evidence shows that sex can slow the aging process. And postmenopausal women who climax regularly lessen their risk of urinary-tract infections. Hold me.” She says: “I never come!” You say: “Orgasm doesn’t occur naturally for all women. Some have to learn how to do it. If we practice, we can help you reach the goal line. Hold me.” She says: “You’re totally pathetic.” You say: “Conquering you sexually will boost my confidence so I can succeed at work and at the track, make more money, and score a younger woman when I have my midlife crisis! Hold me.!!!!” ------------------ The DJ From Another Planet ™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Thank god for Maxim------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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