Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven

[tastyt]

Every 28 days it leaks fluids... LMAO!!!

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Let me take you on a journey into bliss.

[echostar]

the rear end wobbles too much lol

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[torontotrance]

I like Ford jokes, anyone got anymore Ford Jokes.

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"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield

[rachel1997]

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford

and

tells him, "Well, you've been such a good

guy, and your invention... the Assembly line for the automobile...

changed

the world. As a reward, you can hang out with

anyone in Heaven you want." Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to

hang

out with God Himself." So the befuddled St.

Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.

Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"

God asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.

5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.

6. The rear end wobbles too much.

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

8. The headlights are usually too small.

9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."

God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few

keystrokes, and

waits for the results. In no time, the

computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford,

and

says, "It may be that my invention is flawed,

but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention

than

yours."

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