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NEW product for those long carpet munching sessions..(Pussy snorkel!)


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So who hasn't run out of air on the ocassional long visit while down south..?

Picture this scenerio:

You've been licking away...your about to drive her over the edge..she's screaming.."YES...YES!..Dont STOP..OH GAAAWD!"

and then what happens..?

You run out of air and have to surface for a gasp..She slaps you upside the head as you destroy all the work you have done..

Well fear no more!

This clever devise is the cure for all of us deep sea clam divers!

(and it makes a pretty cool necklace just as well..)

check it out:

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/

(now if they could invent anti-tounge crampers I'll be the ultimate cunnilingus master!)

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That is hilarious!! I can't imagine that would help the mood much though.."hold on one second, I have to put on my pussy snorkel"

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LMFAO!!!!!!!

I want one....but to actually use it underwater..... tie a lil foam boey on each nossle end....then head for the hottub

that way I can stay down there proper....

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I want one........

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Brian Transeau (BT) on Music

Totally. I love what guys like Oliver Lieb and Paul Van Dyk do. I hate that ATB and those sorts of people have prostituted this stuff. You listen to an ATB track and then you listen to Sasha, and the difference is as obvious as listening to Led Zeppelin and Rachmaninoff.

Laurent Garnier on Music

For Garnier it's also a question of quality. "The problem is a lot of things I hear out here on the radio are not trance - I mean that ATB track I heard the other day - is this trance? This is fucking Tellytubbies music."

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