chaosbound Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I just read this and thought you all might enjoy it. Top Ten Excuses to Give Onlookers While Dragging Your Friends Lifeless Body... Number TenHe'll be OK in a couple of hours, VS just knocked him the fuck out.Number NineI guess that bedazzling "glowstick show" was just too damn much for him to handle.Number EightNow do you all SEE what happens when someone listens to that damn 45 minute My Love Is Your Love remix ONE too many times.Number SevenHe was trying to "date rape" himself and got a little carried away.Number SixEverythings under control folks, I am a certified Private Ambulance Driver.Number FiveSorry you all had to see this happen, but the closets are all booked solid.Number FourIf you'll all keep quite about this, I'll let you touch his ass.Number Three I guess i shoulda stopped him after that third pina colada!Number TwoDon't take him seriously guys, he's just doing his Junior Vasques impersonation.and last but knot least, ladies and gentlemen, the Number One Excuse to Give Onlookers While Dragging Your Friends Lifeless Body Out of a Club...Sorry for the disturbance everybody. We're NYU students working on a film project... ...it's sort of a "Groove" meets "Weekend at Bernie's" kinda thing.-----------------------------Luigi Scarpini's private ambulance service......full of stirrups and speculums. http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/032767.html hope you enjoy.. Peace Chaos------------------So it moved on, and i moved on behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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