here's a joke

[lecy337]

no offence to anyone.. ok.. it's friday

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the Morning.

>The

wife(undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,

"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. Her husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.

Another

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and

buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door,

she finds him in the arms of a redhead! Well, the blonde is really angry.She

opens her purse to takeout the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She

takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't doit.

"The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

LMAO

Lecy

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[JoelS]

Hey Lecy,

Maybe you are going the message board contest

Me dumb French myself didn't understood the 1st joke

I will be at B&S late (around 7h30) if you go, say hello to the hippy (long hair, goatee, glasses) with military camouflage pants (me) in front of the dj boot. (Also I'm rather shy, so you have to do the first step)

Have a good weekend,

Plur,

Joël S.

Originally posted by lecy337:

no offence to anyone.. ok.. it's friday

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the Morning.

>The

wife(undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,

"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. Her husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear.

Another

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and

buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door,

she finds him in the arms of a redhead! Well, the blonde is really angry.She

opens her purse to takeout the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She

takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't doit.

"The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

LMAO

Lecy

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[This message has been edited by JoelS (edited 05-19-2000).]