krissy529 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T SAY WITH A HALLMARK “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help butwonder:What the f--- was I thinking?”“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.”“How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?”“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. Afterhavingmet you, I’ve changed my mind.”“I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed inHelluntil I met you.”“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here toruinitfor me.”“If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it’s your sister.”“As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Liketheneed for therapy . . .”“Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil wasbeforethis!”“Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like totakethisknife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.”“Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”“Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . . . Almost Life like!“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. Sohere’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”“We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.”“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here.”“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out whothefather was?”“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and therewasonlyone life jacket . . . I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”“Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday -sowe’rehaving you put to sleep.”“Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!” (available only in Kentucky, Arkansas,andsomeparts of Alabama)Auburn University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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